Jordan And Brook Catch Marc In His Own Lie!

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What happens during the intro and sponsor ad about Clear Eyes and Chemist Warehouse?

Matua Marc 0:01
You'd think with all the chilly weather that that's what I'd... It's cold. So cold.
Damien Jordan 0:05
Breezy. It's cold, guys.
Matua Marc 0:07
It was practically snowing in Auckland this morning. But let's just ignore how cold it is and go straight to eye mist. This is great. You know how you get eye drops?
Daniel McDonnell 0:18
Yeah.
Matua Marc 0:18
And they go in the eyes? Have you guys had like itchy eyes around the eyes rather than... I had that this morning. Literally had that this morning. I missed this for when you actually, it's by, I'll make sure I say clear eyes. I missed by clear eyes. This is where you close your eyes and spray to stop the itching of the eyelids. You can try that.
Damien Jordan 0:37
You've got itchy eyes around.
Matua Marc 0:39
Yeah, I had one this morning. My left eye was super itchy. Well, there you go. Don't spray it in the eye, that one. No, no, in. Not in the eye. No, no, in.
Damien Jordan 0:46
You'll get yourself in trouble.
Matua Marc 0:47
Close your eye, give it a spray, you'll be a ways. Okay, you're probably too far back. Okay, took a while. Huh? Huh? Refreshing. Good stuff. Love this. Practical done. Hey, Clear Eyes is available at Chemist Warehouse. Proud sponsors of The Morning Shift.
Unknown 1:03
Rolling with Chemist Warehouse.
Jordan River 1:08
Let's go! Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift. Powered by Unimedia. Ten toes down.
Matt Chandler 1:25
Let's move!
Daniel McDonnell 1:29
Yes, kia ora, good morning, good evening and everything in between. It is a big Trust Tuesday. We're here for our morning shuffles from our misters to our sisters. We're back for another show just in case you missed us. So powered by Eno Media, shout out to my brothers, shout out to my sisters, shout out to my misters, shout out to my blisters, shout out to the lottiers. That's how it be. Every last one of you, a big shout out to you.
Damien Jordan 1:50
Shout out, stay blessed. No stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call down under your home, welcome to new media.
Jordan River 1:57
The People's Media. Let's push. Sam on, take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want, nothing you don't. Real people, real talk. And if we ain't number one in the charts, hopefully we're number one in your head. Let's get it, get it. This, this, this.
Daniel McDonnell 2:17
You never really want to get into those ones, do you, Mark? Nah, I've got you, man. One of these days we're going to catch you.
Damien Jordan 2:22
Mark's actually the coolest out of all of us.
Daniel McDonnell 2:24
He is the cool guy. Because he doesn't fold under the pressure. Let's just say we're the cool guys.
Matua Marc 2:28
He's actually the coolest guy.
Daniel McDonnell 2:29
And he's a... He's a cool guy. All right, Shift Nation, what is on the show for you today? It is a Tuesday. I want to see if my – I know you guys – these are big, strong men. I know my brothers over here are big, strong men. But I want to see if you guys have range. Oh, I just asked today, boys, that you guys go there with me, okay? Just go there with me today on this break. Commit to the bit. That's all I want to leave you guys with for my break today.
Damien Jordan 2:52
I hate you. I hate you. I don't want to be one to bring up – Last week's events, you know, because we don't want to live in the past. But I do have a funny story I'd like to revisit regarding our friend, blank. Okay.
Matua Marc 3:08
Okay. Am I too much? Yes, we have, of course, a man who is well-respected in the world of journalism and news. It is True News Views with Papa Mike, who is coming in to talk with us as well. The OG. Come on. The OG. Hey, before we get into check-in, I know you've got the check-in. I just want to quickly want to ambush for a sec. Two. Two winners. Both from Auckland. I know. Lotto. I know. There's three of us. You haven't checked yet?
Damien Jordan 3:37
No, I haven't checked yet. 20.1 million, eh?
Matua Marc 3:39
Go and have a look right now. I say that only because, and I know, yesterday, you know, yesterday I reckon you can hold a secret like that for at least a day around the workplace. You're right. But I reckon today it is exposed that somebody who is in the Shifters community, remember how King Love reached out after hearing it on the podcast? Shifters, remember how much we've done?
Damien Jordan 3:58
You think we could find the winner? We do actually need some money to help prop up, you know, what we're doing here.

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