Jordan Tells Us What CHINA Is Really Like!
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Okay, what is on the show for us today? Jordan has literally, not to tell your story, but literally just got off the plane and first stop. We do this, baby. First stop was the studio. So we got that. You're going to talk about China. Also, Papa Mike's on here.
Yeah, Papa Mike joins us. We've had a very special visitor come to the shores of Aotearoa and Papa Mike was a part of actually their welcoming committee and also the MC on, I don't know if anyone's seen the footage out of Spark Arena when this said guest turned up. It was pretty crazy, but yeah, Papa Mike's going to stop in and check in around that.
I'm gutted I missed that chat because I had a few I saw that what he was talking about you know the the free trade agreement and things like that I had my own thoughts about I wish I was able there to kind of he thinks it's going to work well his overall thoughts actually sorry I'll leave that for the conversation I just think people like I should be at those like when I looked at what do you mean like when I looked at the coverage And I didn't see Papa Mike, to be fair. But I'm like, if we're putting our best foot forward as a nation, you know, I'm not saying it's a podcast, but, you know. What represents New Zealand well?
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