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THE MORNING SHIFT

You're A LOSER If You Do This!

07 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What should I do for International Best Friend Day?

1.87 - 19.069 Jordan

If you didn't know, Chemist Warehouse supports Life Flight. And we actually got to support Life Flight and Chemist Warehouse by playing a little round of golf. Yes. Yeah. It was the Charity Drive 26. Hung out with Machu. Sean Johnson was out there as well. Who else was it? Dan Carter.

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But more importantly, the special people who also supported and were a part of the Chemist Warehouse Charity Drive. So good on Chemist Warehouse out there supporting what is a very, very important part of our lives, Life Flight. You know what?

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Chapter 2: What are the rules for having multiple best friends?

32.464 - 38.174 Jordan

Not only supporting Life Flight, but supporting The Morning Shift. Because they are proud supporters of The Morning Shift.

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38.194 - 45.107 Matua Mark

Love you guys. Bahi Monday with LDV. Built to help Kiwis work harder every day.

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Give me some!

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50.557 - 51.56 Brooke

Let's go! Never fold.

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Chapter 3: How do I know if someone is my best friend?

51.58 - 57.716 Brooke

Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush.

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57.736 - 60.283 Matua Mark

It's too late to turn back now.

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The Morning Shift. Powered by Unimedia. La la la la la!

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65.694 - 80.695 Brooke

Let's move! Yes! Kia ora, good morning, good evening and everything in between us at LDV. Mahi Monday and we're here for our morning shift from our misters to our sisters. We're back for another show just in case you miss us.

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Chapter 4: What are the latest updates on social media subscription services?

80.715 - 87.685 Brooke

Do the dish! All powered by UNO Media. Another week. Shout out to LDV. It's the best way to pull up to anything. Shout out to LDV.

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Stay blessed. Don't stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show for call down under your home welcome to new media the people's media and if we ain't number one in the charts hopefully we're number one in your heart let's get it get it another week baby another week hey hey we're into the second week of winter i believe hey one down

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114.393 - 115.696 Brooke

We'll take that. I don't mind, Winter.

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Chapter 5: What happened when a friend took important photos without asking?

115.796 - 117.78 Brooke

You layer. You get to layer up a little bit.

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I am enjoying that.

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119.583 - 122.609 Brooke

You get to creep into parts of the wardrobe you haven't seen in six months.

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Chapter 6: How can I handle unexpected situations with friends?

122.649 - 129.202 Brooke

Are you right? You know, you pull them all back down, you get the jackets out, you get all of that. Needed that in Wellington over the weekend, which I'll talk about very shortly.

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Yes, big week in Wellington for you. Weekend, sorry.

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131.747 - 136.637 Brooke

It was, it was. The show today, though, to lock into another week. What have we got?

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Last night, or yesterday, sorry. I asked the shifters, hey, you can have a spot on our show.

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Chapter 7: What are the qualities of a true best friend?

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So you ask us some things. I said we'll pick five comments and we'll just answer them.

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148.738 - 149.68 Jordan

Oh, we're only doing five?

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We'll just answer them. Top five, like that.

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152.225 - 167.611 Jordan

Matua Mat, best friend's day today, believe it or not. Best friend's day. So I want to take you down memory lane when you found that best friend. You know when you're in school? The feeling of knowing that you'd found your person. The sleepovers. All that kind of jazz. Best Friends Day. We celebrate it with you today on the show.

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168.032 - 184.159 Brooke

Well, one of my best friends was Charlie Gubb growing up. Oh. You guys remember Charlie Gubb? Yeah. Played for the Warriors. Played for the Warriors. Played for Canberra. The Raiders. I love that guy. Caught up with him over the weekend while I was down in Wellington. Yes. He is a very, very good man. I was in Wellington over the weekend and... Can I take care of the chicken? Go on.

184.179 - 185.781 Brooke

Yeah, absolutely.

Chapter 8: How do I celebrate Best Friends Day effectively?

185.901 - 193.109 Brooke

Let me take care of the chicken. Guys, I got to live one of my dreams first, okay? So actually, let me start with it on... I don't want to rush.

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Take your time, my boy.

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194.691 - 207.109 Brooke

So it actually started on Thursday when we were lucky enough to go out and play a nice round of golf. We were out there and Matua Mark actually had to put on his cape Didn't know he was going to play golf and ended up being one of the best players out there.

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Yeah, no, that later stage of the 18 rounds of golf, sorry, holes of golf, like you get tired and Matomaki came through.

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214.465 - 229.999 Brooke

Yeah, when you needed to be there, Mark, it's like you figured out golf from 13 onwards. I don't want to admit that either, but Brooke's right. You were, see, you guys kind of swapped. You took care of maybe the first 12. Matua Mark, you really stepped up. We played Ambrose and we used your ball a lot. Thank you. Thank you. So we got to play golf.

230.901 - 244.852 Brooke

Beautiful day out there and shout out to Chemist for having us, but I had to leave early and I had to rush down to Wellington. The reason I had to rush down to Wellington because one of my dreams, Shift Nation, is to be a part of the Hurricanes in any way that they need me. Where do you fellas need me? You're looking for a new 12?

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Here I am. Whatever is needed, I will be there. It's like football. For those listening in America, just think of your national sport and your team. That's what Brooke's talking about.

253.906 - 272.654 Brooke

And your team is doing extremely well this year. They're at the top of the table. I actually kind of felt a bit nervous because they called during the week and said, MC for the week is out. Would you step up? I hate MCing. I'm not a fan of MCing. So the first thing that flashed through my head was no. Then I thought to myself, shut the hell up, bro. This is the team that you love and adore.

272.954 - 292.282 Brooke

You get your ass on that plane, you go down there and you do whatever they tell you to do. So I got to MC the game. Hurricanes down there. It was arguably the worst day I've ever seen in Wellington. It was a gust of wind with the lights going and... torrential rain like I haven't seen in years.

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