Alex Carey, Matt Payne, Idiot File - The Rush Hour podcast - Thursday 11th June 2026

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What are the latest radio ratings and why are they significant?

Unknown 0:00
This is Triple M's Rush Hour. The Penrite Oil. 100 years still driven.
James Brayshaw 0:07
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ow! I see assholes like you every day. James Brayshaw. Everything. Billy Brown. Is this moron number one?

What happened in Billy's All Sports Report this week?

James Brayshaw 0:25
Hello, Pat. I can see myself. Put moron number two on the phone.
Matt Payne 0:29
It's what we call him.
Billy Brownless 0:30
Well, what the hell is wrong with you two? I feel good.
Matt Payne 0:44
All right, let me have a look at this show coming up. Alex Carey's going to join us shortly. The Aussies playing in Bangladesh as we speak. Yes. I see that Matt Payne's going to be with us later on. There's an idiot file. We might be jammed for room in the middle, so we're not sure exactly what's going to go right in the middle of the show. And then we'll finish with a joke I guarantee you've heard before. But what about the ratings? Ratings, Jim! Oh, my God!
Unknown 1:07
Oh, my God! Unbelievable.
Matt Payne 1:11
Undisputed.

What insights does Alex Carey share about playing in Bangladesh?

Matt Payne 1:12
Across four states. Yes. Undefeated, undisputed. Yes. World heavyweight champions. And I'll tell you right now, Fat. What? I didn't bring this up last time. What? Because even though the ratings were unbelievably good last time, we didn't mention the fact that they actually just dipped down a touch. Oh. And the reason for that was that that survey period, I wasn't on the show.
Yeah.
Matt Payne 1:35
So then I came on the show for this ratings period. And?
Unknown 1:39
Oh, my God! It has exploded!
Matt Payne 1:44
And we are rating just under an 11. 10 plus. 25 to 54 is number one, Jim, number one in LA.

What birthday celebration is featured in this episode?

Unknown 1:50
No, we're always number one there.
Matt Payne 1:51
But that is the audience. That matters, my friend. Well, but 10 plus, Fat. And? We're nearly 11 in this market. 16 in Adelaide, flying in Perth. What about the women? And that's all people listening. Women... Up, up, up. Big time. Yes. And you know why. Why? I do know why. Fat is on fire. You're claiming women. Yes. Fat. Fat is on fire. I've got the screens in front of me here. I am the eye candy. Not you and not rabbits.
Unknown 2:23
That's not why women are watching this show.
Matt Payne 2:25
It's not when the bloody thing says huge fat man.
Billy Brownless 2:27
Huge fat man.
Matt Payne 2:30
Here we go. Here we are.
Wolf in time.

What recent events occurred at Bathurst involving Matt Payne?

Matt Payne 2:38
It's 4.05. Yes, we're getting earlier and earlier.
Unknown 2:41
You're bringing it forward.
Matt Payne 2:42
Yes. We'll have Wharfie time before we even start the show. That'd be good. Well, it's perfect timing. Well done. With the ratings points, of course. And now it's Wharfie time. Well done to Rad. Well done to Will. Well done to Busy. Well done to Herbie. Well done to Matty. Well done to Jasp. Everyone attached to the show. That's a great result. So well done to all of those people who work bloody hard. Fat. Hang on, I'm having a frothy. You talk. It's frothy time! Oh, my goodness. All right. Well, and did you see the footy result on the weekend? Oh, wow. My goodness me. So, you know, in that famous... I think it was at the Caulfield Cup where Might and Power was basically out by about 20 lengths. Yes. That's pretty much what the football survey looks like.
Matt Payne 3:31
So there's Triple M, there's 20 lengths. Yes. And then there's the rest. There's... The AM stations. Yes. And then there's Hutchie's Mob, which are even further back than that. It's actually quite extraordinary what's happened in the football broadcasting space. So well done to them too.

What classic joke does Billy share at the end of the episode?

Matt Payne 3:50
Exactly. To all the Fridays and the Saturdays and the Sundays and the Thursdays. That's a good little team at the minute. And speaking of that, here's our mate, Rabsy. Hello, Raps. What a great man he was. Is.
Billy Brownless 4:05
And still is. And he hasn't gone anywhere. You idiot.
Matt Payne 4:11
You went ready. You missed it. You missed it. Hang on. Let's go again. Hello, Raps. What a great man he was.
Billy Brownless 4:16
Is. And still is. And he hasn't gone anywhere. You idiot.
Matt Payne 4:21
Build a bit of craft. We've got one more. Hello, Mike Brady. What a great man he was.
Billy Brownless 4:26
Is. And still is. And he hasn't gone anywhere. You idiot.
Matt Payne 4:30
You can't keep finishing people.

How do curfews impact athletes according to the hosts?

Matt Payne 4:32
I think you made that one up. I didn't make any of them up. I'm three and a half hours down the coast. I love Mike. I love him. Up there, Gazaley. In there and rappy. Now on Triple M's Rush Hour. But now we must do as we do every day at this hour. It's Billy's All Sports Report. That is on fire. And welcome, ladies. Oh, no. That's just going to drive them away. That's just creepy. Western Bulldogs take on Adelaide tonight, Marvel Stadium.

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