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Chapter 1: What is the main issue discussed in the episode?
Es gibt die launischen Momente, besonders verbindende und die mitten in der Nacht. Eure Milchmomente sind so individuell wie ihr. Atamil bietet Produkte, die zu eurem Leben passen. 50 Jahre Forschung. Atamil. Euer Leben. Unsere Wissenschaft.
In the new movie Busboys with Giovanna David Spade, I've had makeup on my face for the last four days in a row, three days. And it's been, my face is like, I have very sensitive skin and it's insane. The chemical makeup that is used is, you know, such a horrible thing for fair Irish white Hitler skin that I have. And it's been very, very tough for me. And I've been dealing with that.
But the movie is hilarious and very funny and very excited to be a part of it, you know. And, you know, it'll come out, I don't know. But we've been doing it and it's a lot of fun. And, you know, Spade's a legend and Theo's a legend. These guys are just the best. So it's great to be working with them. Yeah, there's a variety...
article about it spade and the avanta star in buddy comedy bus boys and um it's really funny it's an old school comedy it's really like a you know throwback to when things were really really really you know movies were funny set in border town in arizona the movie follows david and theo two friends who think becoming waiters will solve all of their problems it is great it is really funny and really enjoyable and that's why i'm out here in la right now uh
Chapter 2: How is Tim Dillon's experience in LA affecting his views?
And it's raining here and the rain has hopefully cleared the air. The concern with L.A., the very health conscious L.A. was the air after the fires. What is the air quality? Everybody was debating it and calling their doctors. Is it okay? What about the air? People wanted to make sure they could go outside.
And the carcinogens, cancer-causing chemicals, the batteries from the burned-up Teslas, the lithium-ion, all of that stuff, the toxicity is out of control. So people are correct to wonder if it is safe. I think now... There's going to be mudslides a little bit, maybe, perhaps, and toxic ash. So there will be rivers of toxic ash and mudslides and things like that.
So another joy, another blessing for Los Angeles, the city of Los Angeles. Another win, another W. People here, man, I hope they're resilient. I mean, I'm leaving. But I hope the rest of you are resilient. That's the way I feel about areas, by the way. I leave. I love that you all fight for it. I'm fighting for it. It's my home. Good for you. I go. I leave. I leave. I leave. I believe in me.
That's what I believe in. I believe in me. I don't believe a zip code is my worth. I don't believe I am connected to a landmass more than I am connected to my desire to live. So while I will visit Los Angeles, you know, I enjoy it, you know, from time to time. I've never really lived here full time. I've always been, I hop around. And my heart goes out and I will say this.
I respect the people who feel rooted here, who feel like this is their home and they want to stay and fight for it. I personally am leaving. I will leave. I'm going to go. But the people here... That feel like the mudslides and the fires and the toxic ash and the earthquakes and the crime and the taxes and the evaporating industry and all of that. I get it. Hey man, the guacamole is good.
It is good. That's the reality. It's good. And the sushi is good. And it's a great city. And it's a great place to live. By the way, newsflash, nowhere is great to live for your entire life. You have errors in your life. Taylor Swift said this. And there's an error to be here. There's an error to stay put. There's an error to flee.
There's times to, you know, you gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them. And I think there are just times when an area is beating you down on every level. It is not a mark of strength to stay. It is a mark of stupidity. Do not confuse stupidity with strength. Feuer, Debris und Asche enthalten, Quote, schreckliche Substanzen, wie Asbestos, schwere Metalle und toxische Chemikalien.
Der Los Angeles County Department of Public Health Director, Dr. Barber. Und sie würden mich nicht mal auf die PCH fahren lassen. Weil ich Nobu Malibu genannt habe und gesagt habe, ich will eine Reservation und ich will ein bisschen Devastation sehen. Und ich wurde nicht erlaubt. I wanted to take a little survey of the damage myself. See if there's any land buying opportunities.
That's my main thing now. Can I get in? Can I get in? I want to sponsor an event at the city hall or whatever. Maybe not city hall, but somewhere official, a government building. And I want to call it How do we buy burned land? And it's going to be for investors. It's going to be a... And maybe we book like a hotel conference room. And we do a little summit.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Trump's plans for Gaza?
You're gonna go and you're gonna get them a free fried rice. It's coming. You can't live the way you're living forever. You can't live in a network of tunnels forever. You're gonna have to come above ground. And you're gonna be making smoothies for people that visit the Four Seasons. I talked about that already. It's just gonna happen. That's your sentence. That's your sentence.
You're going to work at the casino and it's not that bad. Historically, people have had a lot worse happen to them. than just working at the casino. Let's listen to President Trump.
The US will take over the Gaza Strip and we will do a job with it too. We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unexploded bombs and other weapons on the site. Level the site and get rid of the destroyed buildings, level it out, create an economic development that will supply unlimited numbers of jobs and housing for the people of the area.
Wenn NBC's Kelly O'Donnell fragt, ob die US-Präsenz permanent sein würde... Ich sehe eine langfristige Währungsposition und ich sehe, dass es eine große Stabilität zu dieser Teil der Mittleren Osten und vielleicht der gesamten Mittleren Osten bringt. Und noch später. Wir haben die Möglichkeit, etwas zu tun, das phänomenal sein könnte.
Und ich will nicht süß sein, ich will nicht ein weiser Kerl sein, aber die Riviera der Mittleren Osten könnte etwas sein.
Listen, he is being a real estate developer. This term is interesting because he's like Greenland, let's go. Canada, we're back to imperialism, we're back to development, we're back to real estate. Yes, he's firing everyone. All these people. Can you believe he's firing everyone? What do you think happens when he gets in? He's going to give everyone bonuses? You investigated him for eight years?
People get fired. You know, people get fired. You work a comedy club. They bring in a new booker. You don't work there anymore. You were fired. An agent came into my old agency. He fired my agent. I went to a new agency. People get fired. They bring their people in. The other people go. That's what happens. It's what's going on. He's thinking about real estate now. He's focused. The Gaza Strip.
An American... Of Vegas, of the Middle East, the Riviera, French Riviera. Lake Como. We're talking about, you know, I mean, come on. Monaco. And then Hamas, you work in the store. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. You work in the Apple store. Hamas works in the Apple store in Gaza. So what? It's not bad.
Israel could have, you know, it could have been a little less, it could have gone a little less hard there, but they didn't. And they've really, you know, they put in, there's just no winning in that part of the world right now. And Trump's coming together, we're doing the Dave and Busters, and Hamas is going to work there. Sorry, what did you think was going to happen?
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Chapter 4: What is the controversy surrounding the film Emilia Pérez?
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Man to woman, a woman to man Man to woman, from penis to vagina Is it for you? For me
What would you like to know about it, madam? I want to know it all. What is the protocol? The techniques and the risks. How many operations? How much time do you need?
Show this at the border. They'll self-deport. They'll go home. They'll go home, by the way. This is the movie they all have to watch at the border. They'll go home. You won't need ice. They'll leave. Penis to vagina, vagina to penis. Can you imagine watching this? What is going on over there? You know what I mean? Can you tell a story with any dignity? With any artistry? It's a nightmare.
Here's the other problem with this town. People have to be fired. People are like, I can't believe you offered the CIA buyouts. I know, I so... You nuts. You're feeling bad for the spies now? Is there no one you won't pity? The pharmaceutical companies, the people that manufacture the poison cereal and now the spies? Is there not one group of monsters you people won't pity?
I have friends that lost jobs or worked for the NIH and stuff, and I feel bad for them. I feel bad for anyone that loses work. But Republicans have always wanted to make the government smaller. It's why you try to win the election, Democrats. You don't run a dementia patient followed by a woman who has no idea what the hell is going on.
You don't create a brand of politics that's so viscerally offensive to a lot of swing voters that you then end up creating the most potent Republican strain of conservatism you've had in the country in years. And you did that. I explained to you, I'm not going to go back and tell you how you did it. Go listen to my episode right after the election.
It was obvious to most people what was happening. The overreach of a lot of people on the liberal end of the spectrum.
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Chapter 5: How is the film's reception reflective of current societal trends?
You know, I did the big London show, Royal Albert Hall. Es ist Fundamentalismus. Es ist nicht Islam, es ist Fundamentalismus. Es ist, wenn die Leute völlig nicht die Werte eines Landes respektieren, in dem sie leben. Es gibt viele tolle Leute in der Saudi-Royal-Familie, die Fans des Shows sind. Ich mag es, wenn sie Indoor-Löcher haben, wo sie Jetski machen. Ich mag das.
Das ist nicht, was ich sage. What I'm saying is that, you know, we all have to just, you know, relax. You know, you can't move into a country and turn it into the country you left. That's not what anybody wants. Just like you can't move to a state and turn it into the state that you left. You left for a reason. You came here for a reason.
Und ich denke, dass diese Schauspielerin das colorvoll diskutiert hat. Ich denke nicht, dass sie eine schreckliche Person ist. Vielleicht ist sie es, ich weiß es nicht. Aber ich biete... naja, es ist ein bisschen wild. Sie sagte, Islam wird ein Hotbed von Infektionen für die Menschheit werden, die vorgesehen werden müssen, um sich zu retten. Es ist ein bisschen viel. Das sind nicht meine Worte.
Ich hätte es nicht gesagt. Es ist ein bisschen viel. Vielleicht Coach. Ich fliege ihr in den Coach. Teacher, relax! TimDoolandComedy.com. Thank you. Good night. Goodbye. Emilia Benes!