Raw Dogging the Ancient Texts: Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
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What happens in the hosts' summer update and bookstore visit?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.
They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Hope everybody's having a great day. Speaking of greatness. Greatness. Jacqueline Vallée. Greatness. I agree. Hey, Turteloo. Hey, Turteloo. I'm darn good on Tuesday-loo. Yes, you are. The turd-a-loo. Yes, you are a loo. The turd-a-loo on Tuesday-loo. Title. I don't think so, actually. Early title option. Hopefully that's not the only thing that comes out of today's episode. Who knows? But, you know, just note it. I hope everyone's having a great Tuesday. It is our first Tuesday. Back to our regularly scheduled. It's not our first. It's on? No, we did it last week. Time's just flying by in swirly summer. Oh, okay. So everybody knows that Deer Toasters is today.
It's back to Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. And we are going to do Deer Toasters today. I don't know why we wouldn't. Why are you saying that? I don't know if something would happen that we wouldn't, but I don't think so. Are you planning on staging some sort of walkout? No, no, no. I feel open towards Deer Toasters today. I feel like I can accept the quandaries and provide my services. I do. That's good. How do you feel? Your hair looks beautiful. I got a blowout yesterday. If you saw Jackie and Ben playing Mahjong without me, it's because, yeah, I got a blowout. I went to like a local salon. I just like can't do my own hair in the summer. It's so hot. I get like so overstimulated. So I wore my hair like naturally yesterday.
I took one look at myself on the podcast and I went to my local salon. And I got a blowout. Yeah. And I like read my book at the blowout. I was like... What are you reading? I was giving just like a woman in a novel, you know? Yeah. I'm reading a book. I went to a local bookstore. I'm shopping a lot of local recently. I went to a local bookstore and I was just looking for like a book and I bought one. It was just kind of crazy. I tried to read the title from your... It was called the Martha's Vineyard Book and Bunch Club or something, I don't know. It's a two-timey tale. She shows up at this woman's house on Martha's Vineyard and all of a sudden we're learning about the family who lived there during the war.
It's fine. You just like judge it based on the title and the cover? 1,000%. Okay, that's good. Let us know how it goes. And it's like a very small indie bookstore because like I said, I shop local. It wasn't Barnes & Noble? No, it was the Sag Harbor Books. Oh. Yeah, I went to a, like I said, shop local. Did you not hear that part? Well, there is a local Barnes & Noble. That's not shopping local at a big box retailer. I would never do that. I went to a local store and it's like really small. And so like the section of like swirly books was about five books long. And I felt that if they were putting it out, it's like kind of a storied local bookstore. Like it was an endorsement of the book. So this shit better be good.
Yeah, for sure. And you can also like ask your local bookseller like for a recommendation. Okay, so I could, but I couldn't find her. And what are you going to say? I like smut? Well, no, there was a ton of smut. I like smut and I'm not afraid to show it. I was going to chat with her and then she ran into somebody that she knew. And I got the sense that there was a deep backstory with the person that she knew because it was so awkward. It was probably the beginning of her own book. It was so awkward. I forgot her name, but they were like, Rachel it was literally out of her movie and you could just tell like these two had definitely beef from high school so I just like you know I did my apple pie and I went on my merry way and now I'm reading this book with the smallest font ever it's giving me a headache and I'm on page like 20 that's like the beginning of Whistler the book we just read for the redheads they're like at the Met and she runs into an incredibly significant figure in her life I don't know if this person was significant but there was a story there
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What happens in the hosts' summer update and bookstore visit?
0:03–19:30
2
What are the Fast Five headlines introduced at the start of the show?
19:30–33:15
3
How did Aaron Rodgers announce his family reunion after years of estrangement?
33:15–47:01
4
Why is Tom Brady rumored to be joining WWE and how do hosts react?
47:01–56:12
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from The Toast
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