Setting The Temperature: Tuesday, August 4th, 2026
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What is the show’s theme and why are we 'setting the temperature' today?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast.
I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Hope everybody's having a pargy Tuesday. And yeah.
And I choose to have a pargy day as well.
The thing about living a pargy life is that it's a conscious choice.
It is, but I take most things that are beautiful. It's a choice.
I'm going to butcher this quote I heard on TikTok. But it was all about how in life, you could be the thermometer or the thermostat. You could tell people your temperature, or you could set the temperature, or you could just let other people tell you how hot you are. You know what I mean?
Something like that. You could create the environment, or you could just be subject to it. Correct. I like that. I liked it too. So we are setting the temperature. We are the temperature. We're the thermostat. But aren't thermostat and thermometer the same thing?
The same thing. We're the temperature. No, sorry. Thermometer just tells you what temperature it is. That's not us. We're the thermostat, bitch. We set the temperature. Correct.
And then the swirlitude is the temperature? Yes. So it is swirly degrees outside today.
That's definitely true.
Yeah. Yeah. First swirly summer.
Be the thermostat, not the thermometer.
That's actually really cute.
I know. I just wish that thermometer and thermostat weren't so similar and confusing.
I don't even call it the thermostat. What do I call it? That thing right there. Let me think.
I just say, can you turn that down? Well, you guys know my personal trigger, if you want to see the worst side of me ever, is being hot. It's not even being hungry. It's being hot. So I'm probably like, get that nasty rat fuck over here. That's what I call it.
Can you turn the air down? Can you turn the air up? That's really all I said.
The AC, yeah.
The AC. I call it the AC.
Be the AC.
I didn't even realize that it's called the thermostat.
So old school.
And that's different from a thermometer.
But also, I feel like these new age Nest digital, that ain't a thermostat. That's a computer, okay? Be the Nest. But yes, if you have an old school Honeywell, that's a thermostat. yeah be the nest be the nest that's beautiful that really is well it's an exciting day it is it's tuesday we're not seeing the odyssey i keep forgetting i have to go to fandango.org and it's maybe too late for you to get a refund same day same day you don't think they'll let me just switch to like a different day sincere says sincere says no sincere says same day survey says oh you might be able to exchange like i'm not trying to return i'm trying to exchange okay i like keep i like wake up every morning i'm like today's the day i'm gonna refund my fandango but i didn't do it
That's a classic thing.
Do you hear that?
There's band practice going on somewhere here.
Oh, there's live music. You guys probably can't hear it, but let me tell you, it's like swing music. I feel like we're at a wedding. No, we're at like cocktail hour. Yeah. I wonder if that's going to stop.
I hope you guys can hear it. I hope you guys could hear it when we were dancing and then actually can't hear it because we have a show to do.
We do have a show to do. And it's Tuesday, which means we have to your toasters. It also means there are stories.
It also means that my big episode of Storytime with the Second Lady is coming out today. Secret Project Reveal. Secret Project Reveal, one of many. But back in June, actually, I can kind of close the loop on something because that was the day I said, I'm taking a cojournifred today. And you also, did you miss the show that day? I missed the show the next day. And who was it, Ben? Ben. Yeah. And I never, like, followed up on the code journey I was taking. I was, like. And everyone kind of gave you privacy. I was, like, pleased that people weren't pressing me.
But then, of course. Every time we miss a show, there's, like, a theory.
But then, of course, like, it was a little hurtful that people weren't more curious where I was.
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