“Who doesn’t want a cow?”
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Previously on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
As people know who listen to the show, I care about two things more than anything else, sports and politics. So I was trying to figure out, also my wife. Sorry, I should have probably put that in there. Sorry. Also my wife.
That's not the best. Good thing is she's not a listener.
Give your kids something to work towards. Exactly. All right, kids, try to break the top three.
The Tony Kornheiser Show is on now. I love Salisa. I do.
I love Salisa.
You need to tell the story of the bear and the soda that you told me yesterday.
You tell the story. So I was reading a story. There's a woman in British Columbia. who left a bunch of food supplies in her car, including several cases of soda. She woke at 3 a.m. in the morning to see the bear had broken into the car and was rifling through it and drank, I think, 69 cans of soda. And it was like A&W root beer, some orange drink, everything except for three cans, which were diet. And the bear was like, no, I can smell it. Don't need the diet.
No, I'm fine. Yeah, 69 cans of soda for the bear. Bear's not worried about the waistline. Didn't eat the meat. Didn't eat the bread. Went right for the soda. It's a lesson to you people in Canada. Well, with all those bubbles, leave a cola. Just a lesson. My thanks to Jolene Wojcik, who sent a very nice note and sent some master stuff, right?
What funny bear-and-soda story opens the show?
It's amazing. So Jolene has the same group she sits with behind 18 every year. And I feel like we've been pulled into that fold because she thinks of us and sends just really meaningful gifts. So thank you.
It's very, very nice. Very happy about that. Light in the morning. I wrote down this note. I mean, if you expect me to talk about... The hockey or the basketball last night stopped. You know, I'm not doing that. But light in the morning. Today is the 21st. April 21st. March 21st is the spring solstice. And March 21st is that day where everything is supposed to work out. Except that because of daylight savings time, it wasn't light in the morning. Now, it wasn't light in the morning until 7 o'clock. That's like before six.
Yes.
I mean, it's, it's a runaway train now.
You asked for it.
Yeah, I do. I asked for it and I'm happy. And you know why? Because the light gets, I get up earlier. I get into the day earlier. I go to sleep earlier. You know, I'm, I'm like a barn animal, you know, with the boys when they eat dinner, we eat dinner earlier.
We try and go for a little bit of a walk after it, but it just feels a lot cleaner when you, when you are on this schedule.
I love it. I went walking in the pool yesterday for the first time in over two weeks. How'd that go? Because I bit badly. My left leg is killing me now. Oh, really? Oh, my leg. Yes, my left leg on the outside of my calf and the outside of my hip. I mean, I'm walking in the pool. I don't think I'm walking awkwardly. I don't think I'm landing badly. But it hurts. I mean, I put on that salon pass stuff. helps a little maybe but it hurts every time i move it hurts and i do this all the time i ask for help from doctors out there even vets i don't really care why is my left leg hurt on the outside of my calf are you changing anything about your walking pattern no it's the exact same walking pattern in the pool but i could this be the kicking that you do i did 550 kicks yesterday i don't think so okay i mean why a lot of kicks why my left legs that's a
Yeah, but I don't do it straight through. I stop. I do 50s, then 75s, then 100s. Is the left side, is it the inside leg? Are you worried about the wall or anything? I worry about the wall on the left, but then I worry about the lane divide on the right. So, you know, I'm just, I'm moving in small, stupid circles. I don't actually propel myself anywhere. Do you want to talk about the game you went to the Nats? Sure. We went to the Beltway Series. Once again, Nats. zero runs. A lot of run support. Yes. Dominic Smith stinks. He stinks. He has four RBI. He's played in every single game. At some point, don't you sit this guy down and say, look, I'm sorry.
I was sitting next to his personal cheering section, and I just wanted to turn left and go, did you see the game last night?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:03–1:29
2
What funny bear-and-soda story opens the show?
1:29–4:24
3
Why is Tony talking about daylight and changing routines this morning?
4:24–10:35
4
What happened at the Nationals game with Dominic Smith and the kids' first-game experience?
10:35–29:15
5
Which scheduling change does Tony announce for upcoming Fridays?
29:15–41:19
6
What are Tim Kurkjian's views on Madison Bumgarner's future and the A's potential move to Las Vegas?
41:19–55:40