You've Been Setting Your Alarm Wrong

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Toni Lodge 0:00
Do you wanna hear the hack of the century? Did you fucking know that if you tap it, you can
Unknown 0:06
I didn't know that! He's a man! I didn't know that! Hi, I'm Nikki from Kalamazoo, Michigan. Hey, it's Carolyn from Houston, Texas, USA. Hey, this is Blake from Newcastle, Australia, and I am proved to be a little bit more.
Ryan Jon 0:32
Welcome to the Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. What just happened there, Charles? Oh, just some sound effects still going off in the background.
Toni Lodge 0:44
Yeah, wow. Charles told me the other day he hated a podcast because they use sound effects. That's interesting. Don't recall what exact property was.
Unknown 0:52
He hided them. Yeah,
Toni Lodge 0:53
he did.
Unknown 0:54
I did. And I stand by it. Heided them.
Toni Lodge 0:59
You know how many people have sent through the reel, like on Patreon and tagged me in the reel of the little plastic gavel, like the SVU gavel, and you hit it and it makes the sound effect. So many TAP has sent that through after we used it on that one episode. And I was like, it's actually been banned in the like we've ha we have to rein it in and we have stopped using it.
Ryan Jon 1:38
You can go first.
Toni Lodge 1:39
No, you go first. You've got one prepped. Let me think for something.
Ryan Jon 1:42
Yeah, there's good seasons and bad seasons, summers and winters, but it's currently the worst season. Hafe. Oh my god.
Toni Lodge 1:53
That was on both of you, I will say. Why was that on me? No, because you took a bit of a pause. Yeah, for
Ryan Jon 1:59
dramatic effect.
Toni Lodge 2:01
It it seemed as though that's where you wanted it. But
Ryan Jon 2:03
wait for me to do the point.
Toni Lodge 2:05
But Charles should have been quicker with it. So I'm saying
Ryan Jon 2:08
less quicker with it. I haven't even got to say the line yet.
Toni Lodge 2:10
But it needed to either be quicker or not at all.
Ryan Jon 2:14
Let me go again, wait for the point. Blah blah blah blah. All that great setup that was really good and I could never ever replicate.
Toni Lodge 2:21
You could do it again. Bad winters.
Ryan Jon 2:24
Winters, summers, good seasons, bad seasons, but now it's the worst season. It's hay fever season.
Toni Lodge 2:32
Nice. That was amazing.
Ryan Jon 2:34
Would have been better the first time.
Toni Lodge 2:35
No. We practice things. Tony
Ryan Jon 2:37
Lodge.
Toni Lodge 2:38
You do a dress rehearsal before you go live. We don't. We don't. I was like, that is incorrect information. If we practice this, oh my god. Yeah. Um The best thing about it being school holidays is that there's no school zones. Well, you know how 'cause I go through two different school zones on my way to work. So it's just nice when there's no school and it's like, Oh, six your whole way, you feel like you're using?
Ryan Jon 3:08
Yeah, but I feel like the sound effect isn't related to like things that are nice. Good news. It's like dramatic.
Toni Lodge 3:13
Last night I went to cook dinner. And the chicken was off.
Ryan Jon 3:19
Could have killed someone.
Toni Lodge 3:21
I didn't. I just I had some in the freezer. But yeah. Sorry. Um, well, I actually just before we started recording, I was like, I hope everyone's ready for a really bad pun. And I have one. Oh, here we go. I saw this on Instagram and I love jokes. And I fucking pissed. Um Charles' gonna pop it up on the screen.
Toni Lodge 3:48
Sorry. It's a button up shirt with like XL the Microsoft the spreadsheet like screen printed onto it and there's a reply to the tweet that says, I've tried to buy it but they only had it in XL.
Ryan Jon 4:11
I've got some crazy news for you that might throw you.
Toni Lodge 4:14
What is it?
Ryan Jon 4:16
You know how Charles is a tech whiz about everything? I've heard. Well. We found his tech weakness.
Toni Lodge 4:23
Oh no, what is it?
Ryan Jon 4:24
Ali, myself, and Charles were working on something yesterday and Allie and I were mucking around in the sheets. Breaks
Toni Lodge 4:32
in the sheets.
Ryan Jon 4:33
And Charles goes, Oh, yep. I don't really get XL. And I went, Oh Techwiz has a weakness.
Toni Lodge 4:40
We finally found it.
Ryan Jon 4:41
Yeah.
Toni Lodge 4:41
What is it about Excel, Charles?
Charles 4:43
So I can do like some and like that's it. But as soon as you get like too tricky with the formulas, I'm out the window. Do you like a V lookup? I see I can I can't do a V lookup.
Toni Lodge 4:53
I don't even know what that is. Yeah. Watching people that are good at Excel, there is something about it where I'm like, your brain is just working in a really different way. But when you watch anybody be good at something, it's really thrilling.
Ryan Jon 5:06
Yep. I just think that and I'm probably one of them still. Ninety nine point nine nine percent of people that used Excel does not know what it's capable of.

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