My Boyfriend Won’t Propose Until I Run 125 km!
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Yeah. Hello and welcome back to the You Up Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And
I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on? It's been a bit. Sometimes we have these tapings close together and it's like, I know what's going on. This is a real, we walked in, we were like, don't talk, don't talk. We gotta catch up on the air. Save it.
Save
it. You're gonna get a real catch up right now. How are you?
I'm good. I'm a little tired, but I'm good. I did three nights in Montauk.
I saw it is, let me just say, Cuteville, USA lives on Jordana Abraham's social media page right now. You are. Thank you. A lot of ahs and oohs. I'm getting calls from my mom. Oh my God, have you seen Jordana's bait? The twisters, the dog.
How do Jordana and Jared kick off the episode?
It was an all-American trip that you went on.
I am deep in family life.
You're the family someone hates right now.
Yes, the picture perfect. We are perfect.
Nothing is wrong. We have no issues.
And every day is just a beautiful, glorious day. Take
that soundbite and put that on your Instagram. See how that does.
Relatable. Hashtag relatable. No, it was made more. It was a trip that I already knew was going to be a working trip, but it was made more chaotic by the fact that we wound up having to bring the dog.
So the dog wasn't going to come.
The dog was supposed to go to. So we had this like there's a border and close to where we live. Yeah. that boards dogs from her house. She does dog daycare and she'll let the dogs sleep over.
This is the type of boarding situation people feel better about. Oh, you're going to be at their home. You're hanging with their dog. I've heard this story
before. I've
heard this pitch and then you leave and they open up a huge fence to the basement. They're like, get the fuck down there. That's
my fear, of
course. That's my
worst nightmare. He spent one night there before and he's gone there for like the day. And she doesn't put the dogs in crates. And I have a very nervous dog. Listen, anyone on any platform, don't talk shit about my dog. I'm allowed to talk shit about my dog. You guys can't. Okay. He's a very nervous... Stop it, guys. He's got a...
I'm just thinking of the asshole commenter who's like, oh, okay. Never mind. I was going to tell Jordana that she was an evil owner for not putting it in the crate, but now
I... I think there's like a schadenfreude. Schadenfreude.
I learned that from the musical. I think that was a big act on the Mormon one. Book of Mormon, didn't they do a schadenfreude? I
think something like
that. There's something about that. And
I think that there are people who are very mad when you get a dog from a breeder,
which
is a nice chunk of our audience.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks
for listening to the show.
They love to see a dog, a non-rescue dog have issues. Because they're like,
fuck that owner. They thought
they were getting a...
You got the dog from the breeder, and I only hope for the worst for you. Yes. And everything bad that happens... You thought you were getting an elite, pristine, well-bred,
literally bred dog.
Yes. I do this with anyone who graduates from Harvard. I cheer against them until they die. You hope that their life just, yeah. Yeah, anything
bad.
Ends up in shambles.
You thought Harvard would help that?
Yeah. Unemployed at
Harvard? After Harvard?
Beautiful.
The dream, right? Yeah, don't get me hard on the air.
So I think people get excited when the dog
has issues.
But the dog is amazing. He's my best friend. Fuck off about the dog. Okay? Anyway.
We love Ronnie.
I love Ronnie. He's my firstborn
son. Hello, Ronnie.
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