Would You Be a Wedding Crasher If Your Date Asked You?
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What is the premise of the “Wedding Crasher” idea and why does it make a great eighth date?
Hello
and welcome back to the Friday Feels episode of the UF Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. It is a Friday Feels. How we feeling on a Friday? I'm
feeling good. We are recording on an actual Friday, which we don't
often
do, so I'm in a real Friday feel.
You're in a Friday mood. I am too. I'm doing shows at the Cellar tonight, a Friday night at the Cellar, which I'm really excited
about. That's a good night. It's
a good night. I got five spots. So I'll do the runaround. I'll do my bits. I'm working on new material since The Family Plan, which is out on Netflix right now, Cher. Great time to watch it during the weekend with friends and with family. But yeah, I'm working on new stuff. And what do you got this weekend?
I'm going to the Yankee game tomorrow.
What part of the Yankee
game? Sweet. Sweet. Invite.
Oh. That's the only way I will. I
mean, the most pretentious thing about me is that that is the only way I will attend a sporting
event. The most judgmental part about me is I couldn't understand why you'd go to a Yankee game for no particular reason. Now I get it. Now you know. Yeah. Listen, I asked that question because like, what the fuck? Really? Yeah. No, I
normally would not go. And I'm bringing the girls. So
you bring the twiblings.
I mean, Mike and I are bringing the girls.
So who offers the sweet? What's the situation? Not all sweets are created equal, by the way.
Right,
I guess we'll find out. Just having the sweet is nice, but they got to fill it up with shit. Like food. Well, sometimes people get the sweet, but you can cheap out. Like not all
sweets. What's
a good
sweet versus, clearly someone's been too many. This
is
the most pretentious podcast you've ever heard.
Well, I've been invited to some. Some you walk in, you're like, where's the food? They're like, oh, you know, we got a couple things. And it's like, some is like, we did it all. Like there's different... There's different versions of a suite. Like, you could walk in, there's, like, a candy bar, and then you get to the other section, they got all the appetizers, and then they got... A candy
bar? I haven't seen a candy. I must not have reached that level of fame.
You haven't gotten there yet. Well, there's parts of Yankee Stadium that, like, suite a Yankee Stadium. I'm just saying, like... It is one of those things that you're kind of dependent on who's in charge.
Okay.
Because you could have the full Monty, or it could be like a really...
Well, I'm going to the Merrill Lynch suite.
I don't know if that was good. Is that going to be good or bad? I think it'll be good. I think Merrill Lynch, they'll find a way.
Well, when I went to Mumford, I got invited to a suite too, which was also
very
nice. Was it just Mumford and no son? Mumford and, if you listen to our Benefits episode, and Stella Lefty.
Mumford and Stella. Yeah. Controversial Stella Lefty. So that's great. Merrill Lynch. Yeah. You'll get all the food?
Well, that's the thing, because it's like, I don't like crowds, so I don't go to that many events. So if I'm going to go to an event, I do appreciate having a more private space to
spread out all my shit around.
Some people don't like suites for a concert. Some people are like, I want to be down there with the band.
I want to be in the pit. In the
mix,
yeah. I
want to be like... where the action's
happening. I want to look down on the peasants as I eat my chicken finger.
Yes, I want to be perched, I want to not pay for anything.
Perched and pretty, we need that merch.
Right, I'm really just going, most things I go to now are to get a picture of my girls in some sort of themed outfit.
So you got to dress them up and I got to head
all the way. It was the Bronx
or the Yankees stuff. I got to
head all the way to the Bronx. Mike's actually is a Yankee fan. So that's nice.
How does the Not‑A‑Wedding‑Crasher platform work and what are the benefits for couples and guests?
We don't root for the loser Mets
on the
loser jets that
we
root for.
You got other losers to worry about. Yeah.
Yes.
That's fun. That's great. It's a great. I mean, that's a Saturday. That's a full day.
Yeah, it's going
to be a full day.
And then we're going to visit my friends in the Hamptons.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the “Wedding Crasher” idea and why does it make a great eighth date?
0:00–3:51
2
How does the Not‑A‑Wedding‑Crasher platform work and what are the benefits for couples and guests?
3:51–7:48
3
What are the listeners’ reactions to crashing a wedding and how does it compare to other events?
7:48–12:11
4
Why do the hosts suggest taking a break from dating apps after analyzing a Bumble date?
12:11–15:37
5
How can a couple start a transparent conversation about money, debt, and savings?
15:37–19:08
6
What budgeting “boxes” (now, short‑term, long‑term) can help partners plan their finances together?
19:08–26:10
7
How can partners set up joint savings contributions and handle potential break‑up scenarios?
26:10–31:30
8
What final advice do the hosts give for navigating finances, dating, and future planning?
31:30–36:16