Ep 1020 | Uncle Si Comes Clean About a ‘Duck Dynasty’ Special Episode & Jase Wears Missy’s Clothes
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What happened during the Duck Dynasty special episode?
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75.
75 degrees.
I hunted yesterday. And raining. But you knew it was coming, this big polar vortex. And so mom was supposed to come in and go to church and come to my house for my birthday. We were having a little lunch. Mainly I planned it around her coming in. And then I got word that she didn't come in because she was worried about slipping and falling on the ice. Oh, wow. And I was like, it's 75 degrees. What is it now? Well, now it's 35 right now. But it got down to 28 last night.
Yeah, I would have thought she had planned on bringing a bag of ice.
Well, I said, Mom, are you worried about them throwing out ice at the church after the morning breakfast or whatever? What ice are we going to slip on when it's 75? Yeah. But she was just looking ahead to potential ice. So y'all were all geared up. You were going to hunt. It was excitement.
Everybody's like... 75 degrees. So I had some guests that I took duck hunting on Saturday and then Sunday morning. And then... You know, it just didn't happen. It was 75 degrees. They said it was going to rain. But, you know, we had a limited time. We went before church and it just didn't happen. So then the rain really didn't happen until way later.
Yeah, it was like pretty rude. In fact, we had a lot of – it wasn't here, but like up north, northeast, right in the corner of Louisiana, they had tornadoes.
So then last night – I walked outside to get, you know, you get ready during duck season, you get ready for the next day. And I was like, whoa. And it was like 35 degrees. So it went from 75 to 35. In about six hours.
I saw you guys had a tornado warning or something.
Yeah, the local weather people were just, yeah. I was trying to watch.
Well, don't bring up weather people. I went off today, which the blind thought it was kind of funny, but probably shouldn't share this because we may have some meteorologists. Here's what got me. Here's what got me. So it's 50 degree temperature change in 24 hours. It's 25 degrees.
Which for duck hunting down here is usually a good thing. Usually a good thing. Clear.
Right before I went to bed last night, I kind of had an awkward moment with my wife because I brought this. I thought this was funny. I came out of her closet because I lost. When it gets really cold, I have these. I don't know what they're called.
You put it around your neck, and it's got Velcro. Gator.
And you can pull it on your face. The gator. Well, I had a gator. I left it somewhere in the blind. I can't find it. Yep. So I'm looking through my hunting closet, and I didn't find anything. So then I was just looking in the main closet, and I thought, huh, I don't remember buying this. So I thought, what a purchase. So I'll put it on for you looking. I put this thing on. It took me five minutes to figure this out, that you actually twist it.
Yeah. So it's like a... Hold on.
Let me take my earphones off. This is pathetic. Podcast man strangled while trying to... So look, you see this?
So I came out... So for those of you listening, Jason's put a... It looks like a sable, maybe a mink... neck wrap he's double wrapped around his neck so i it's like a bearded marilyn monroe so i came out of the closet wearing this and my wife is looking at me that's an infinity scarf you know what she said did you know that's an infinity scarf no that's not what she said she said that's what maddie just she said uh
Is that what it's called?
Yeah, because you double twist it. I can see why they call it. It's like the infinity sign.
That's the problem I have with that. What are they selling you in that moment?
They're saying if you wear this, you will live forever.
So my wife looks at me and she said, why do you have my scarf on? Well, I did not know what to say in that moment because I could not remember her wearing this.
And I... It's never cold enough to wear it unless you hunt.
And so I'd cut the tag off brutally because I thought, why did I never take the tag off this thing? Oh, boy. And she said, what did you do? Did you cut the tag off? And I was like, is that illegal? Yeah. It's like a mattress. Anyway, she said, you know what? You can keep it.
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