Friday Club | Hendo Under The Stairs
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It's the Friday Club, the weekend's here, get in that pub. It's Friday Club, bing bang bosh, with all of your favourites from under the cusp. So if you want to share a story or relive a former glory, fatter the wheat or clap in them cheeks, maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank. It's all here on the Friday Club.
If you had to choose one, would you rather put your hand in a puddle of a stranger's cum or shit?
Definitely Harry Monk. Yeah, I can deal with semen. You? Not poo.
Poo's sticky. It's getting under your nails.
Semen's sticky.
I know, but not after... Have you ever left it on your belly long enough for it to go watery? Liquify. Yeah.
It's come a bit more intimate. Fresh. Fresh.
Hour old.
An hour?
An hour, you yally monks. Like four or five minutes, it's going... Loosening up. Yeah. Consistency of... I'm guessing it's quite a big puddle.
Seeming it doesn't smell the same, does it? I'm going to see.
Somebody else's.
I'm not bothered.
Are you trying to... I'm just trying to fight the shit corner. Are you winning shit? I don't know. I just don't like cum either. I don't like somebody else's. I mean, I don't like it, but I'm going to put my hand in it. I'm not keen on somebody else's. Is it nice to have us back, everybody?
Coming in with cutthroat. First one back since the World Cup special. But can we just make it, can we just talk about football a little bit before we get in?
If you want, yeah. If you want. As long as both his shoulders dropped.
How good was that the other night?
Yeah. Did you stay up? You know I didn't. This is one of the most Barry things I've ever seen you do.
No, I set my alarm for six o'clock to watch the highlights. I turned my phone off and I closed the curtains.
I knew it didn't go to extra time because there was only one hour, 50 minutes on the recording.
Fuck off! I did boring Barry in. Fuck you, Chris. I went to bed at 11. I woke up at 6 and I watched the 7 o'clock show in the morning.
What opening banter and gross 'would you rather' question kicks off the Friday Club?
Turned all my phone off, all devices off, everything. It was just like watching it. I didn't know anything. It's just the constraints of time.
Nah, can't relate to that. It were a tough hour, that one till two. I know. I wrote us to bed at nine, set me alarm for 20 to one. Couldn't sleep. I think I got 45 minutes. I thought, I'll watch the end of the Brazil game. As soon as I sat down on my couch, the delay, there it was. I've got four hours here. Just sat there. I went... Running through what team I'd pick in that. See, that's the difference between me and you. I set mine for two minutes to one. Do you not like them coming out of the tunnel in that? No. No. If I can get another four or five minutes, Kate. I didn't fall asleep, to be fair, but I did set it for two minutes to one.
Honestly, it was just like watching it normal because I didn't know anything.
Did you watch the Antiques Roadshow beforehand?
No, it was Bargain Hunt. Oh, was it? Bargain Hunt beforehand.
Great at that time of night, Dickinson. One hour, 50 minutes on the recording.
It were very good.
I said dinner. I would go as far as to say I'd have sacrificed Vegas and LA to have stopped longer. And seen that.
Yeah. Idiots we are.
Idiots. Don't get me wrong though, both good, weren't they? We had a good trip, didn't we?
Yeah. Jordan Henderson, I love him. I want him. I know he's a fully grown man, but I'd just like to have him just around, just under the stairs or something. He's not an hobbit. I know, but I'd just, I'd like, I wish he were my mate. why what you're basing this on just like he's he's just his passion and he's just there mad he is kids are in my head in a summit it's like oh where's your dad he's like he's under the stairs with jordan again just sit with him the thing is i know he's suffered an unfortunate injury but some of the memes that came afterwards minutes played none bookings one stretch it off one did i see jordan henderson then i meant jordan pickford
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–3:03
2
What opening banter and gross 'would you rather' question kicks off the Friday Club?
3:03–6:06
3
How did the hosts react to England’s World Cup matches and watching highlights?
6:06–11:31
4
Why are Chrissy and the team discussing Jordan Henderson, Pickford and England team spirit?
11:31–31:18
5
How does John’s book excerpt and jokes about injections and wedding prep come up in conversation?
31:18–41:03
6
What new Speakpipe feature and 'In The Bin' segment are the hosts introducing?
41:03–1:04:00