Friday Club | Quid and a Cig
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hey, it's the Friday Club The weekend's here, get in that pub It's Friday Club, bing bang bosh With all of your favourites from under the cusp So if you want to share a story or relive a form of glory Butter the wheat or clap in them cheeks Maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank It's all here on the Friday Club
Tell you what, every time he turns up, he looks better, doesn't he? Smarter. Cleaner. Yeah. Stylish? Can we say that?
That's the word I was looking for.
Maybe not smarter, but the amount of his friends that pulled us on Friday night to say... At the wedding. Have you been in his ear? Have you been giving him fashion advice?
Right.
And that wasn't just about Friday, obviously. Oh, no, no. You've got to make an effort at your wedding, haven't you? David Beckham here, like, sweating my style out, sweating my wardrobe out. Yeah, they were very complimentary. It's easier to dress when you're slimmer. Is that what it is? That's true. Yeah, it's easier to dress when you're slimmer because stuff looks better than if it's bigger. Yeah. Do you think you feel better in them as well so then you look better? What, you give up more of an aura? Yeah.
No.
Certainly not, no. You're more willing to take a bit of a risk. Well, it's not risky, is it, about a pair of shorts and a T-shirt? Maybe not today, no. Mixing his colours up. I know it's only black and cream, but he's getting a bit braver with his choices. I'll tell you what's happening.
How did the hosts react to the wedding and post-wedding fashion changes?
Cruyff sent me these. That's why I'm wearing these. They're nice, Sam. Yeah, the shorts. And who sent me this? I'm not sure. Somebody sent me this. Would you live Africa?
Why are you getting all these clothes?
There's some poor fuckers in Africa who are wearing mine now. But camping... I've took a while to think, you know, at Asda, you just leave a bag of cluers there, and some poor fuck is walking around in my... There's a family of seven camped out in Siberia in his old T-shirt. You know, I brought it up on Friday night, and he went, actually, in fact, the only thing that I paid for is my sock. And he's going to do exactly the same. Yeah, that's true. The only thing I've paid for on my outfit today is my socks. Well, I didn't think... Married life would get a grip of you this quick, but it's bring your wife to work day. I know, yeah. It's only been 48 hours, hasn't it? The split arse has sat back in the room.
You all right, Katie? Is it rude to say the bowling chain? The old bowling chain. Have you ever seen an happy woman? Do you know what? You said it before. Aura. She walked in like a married woman. That wasn't really a compliment.
That was a fact.
A face like a slapped arse. Oh, dear me. But a good day all round. Yeah, very good. Speech was incredible, I'm going to say. It was really good. He wanted to become great commentator then, didn't he? No, it was really good, but everybody was put a show on. Yeah, very, very good speech. You do very well. A couple of things I'd like to pick you up on. Yes. I didn't think there were any need in front, obviously, my mum, the in-laws, the kids, for you to tell them that when I'm tired, I go to sleep for a wank before... Go to bed for a wank before I go to sleep. Probably not needed. You could have gone sleeping tablet, I think. On reflection, that is true. Yeah. The other one, obviously, when I swing my penis and my testicles about naked in front of people.
No regret on that one. Probably not needed. Well, it was a... He's 80% bollock, I think. LAUGHTER It's 80% bag, I think he said. Something along them lines. Did I go 90? I went 90, I think. Is that where it went? 90? I think I went 90. They are getting really saggy. Like, unbelievably saggy.
I see you from behind when you do it.
Because I don't wear pants as well. I'm just getting saggier and saggier. You need to start wearing underpants or something. It's too late now. Tighty-whities. Oh, Els. By the way, it's not easy. I spoke about it. It's not easily done, what he does. He swings his ball sack. from his arse cheeks to his belly button really fast, and it makes an unbelievable noise.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:05–1:41
2
How did the hosts react to the wedding and post-wedding fashion changes?
1:41–10:47
3
What wedding speech stories and embarrassing moments did the hosts share?
10:47–26:08
4
How did the speaker describe the nerves and setup for giving a wedding speech?
26:08–1:05:13
5
What is the long revenge tale about Pete, Cristiano and betrayal at the driving range?
1:05:13–1:13:06