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What humorous scenarios are shared about nights out?
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Nothing beats a good book. Sittari hoitaa.fi It's the Friday Club. The weekend's here, get in that pub. It's Friday Club. Bing bang bosh. With all of your favourites from under the cusp. So if you want to share a story or relive a former glory, butter the wheat or clap in them cheeks, maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank. It's all here on the Friday Club. It's all here on the Friday Club. I'm going to start with a question for the lads. Okay. Which lads? For us? For you two. Probably everybody out there who listens. Hi, fellas. A question I've been asking lads on nights out recently that's gotten quite a good debate. can have anything from a 0 to 10 woman giving you on an anything from 0 to 10 blow job but you've only got 10 total points to spend
Example, you can have a 5 out of 10 blowy from a 5 out of 10 bird or a 10 out of 10 blowy from a 0 out of 10. Tell me I'm not right in wanting the best chew of my life from Susan Boyle rather than having my helmet bitten off by a worldie. What would you do? Straight in, 8 and 2. Which way? It looks 2. Really? Well, as we know that... You're mad, man. I'm not going to ask about them. Oh, Louise. No, you're going to have sex after, aren't you? No, it's just a blowy. It's just a blowy. End of game. I think, personally, I'm going 7-3. You laughed me out the room for an 8-2. 7 blowy, 3 looks. 2's too low for a looks. Going two?
How do the hosts define the value of a blow job in a humorous debate?
You might as well go nothing. Yeah, ten and none. Ten-zero. I want a good chow. Chow. Not what the watch looks like. You can only see the top of her head. You're never going to have to see her again, never going to have to speak to her again. Yeah, I think that's like... Close your eyes and think of England. Yeah. She's really good. It's the best blow you've ever had. Surely that's going to be the more popular answer. The way you've led with the question, all you can see is the top of her head, then... Do you know what I mean? I've not written the question. Yeah, but that's the way you're looking at it. I can see your logic. No worse than you know in the teeth. By the way, no woman now should be bad at blowjobs.
With the amount of material out there to watch, to learn, they shouldn't be, should they? Well, some women would say that you shouldn't be bad at. Oral sex. Do your technique again. Oh, the alphabet. A. B. All the material out there, John. I can lick a fanny. You know I can lick a fanny. It's not what I've heard. On the grapevine. Yeah, eight and two. The other way around. So eight blowy, two looks. Yeah. Where are you at, Chrissie? Close my eyes, 10-0. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'd like to know what the split is with his mates. Good question.
What outrageous drinking game stories are recounted?
Yeah. Right. You'll throw a better question at us. Moody in here again. Tired and moody. You know I don't work well tired, Chris. You're tired a lot lately though, John. Yeah. You need to eat more. I'm not eating enough. You're not getting the right foods in at the right times. Enough food. Succedence. By the way, I don't mind taking it off fucking Joe Wicks, but not you, fat cunt. Hey. Fucking hell. Thursday. I don't see. Andy's getting nasty with it as well. Just proof's in the pudding there. What you could do with a pudding? I can work with one. So Thursdays, I've got me days rigid, solid. 10 o'clock gym, chill out a bit, do a bit of housework, pick our rotas up from school half four. He messages Tuesday. Thursday, nip to Barnsley, get your suit fitted for the wedding.
I thought this happened the other week. No, no. Did that happen? I think paddle tuck thingy. Right. I says, right, I think I wrote this up at half four. He says, okay, I'll get paddle booked for 12. I says, right, I'll get there for 11, meaning I'll leave at 10. So I go to the gym at seven in the morning, get that out the way, rearrange my day, basically. It's 45 minutes to Barnsley, so I always have to leave 10, quarter past 10. Phone goes at half nine. I've just rang the suit shop and then I open Thursdays. I've been up already five hours. Were you en route?
How does a wild paddle tennis match unfold among friends?
No, it was half nine, so I was setting off in half an hour, but I'd already rearranged my gym.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous scenarios are shared about nights out?
0:00–2:45
2
How do the hosts define the value of a blow job in a humorous debate?
2:45–4:20
3
What outrageous drinking game stories are recounted?
4:20–6:02
4
How does a wild paddle tennis match unfold among friends?
6:02–7:51
5
What unexpected mishaps occur during a night of drinking games?
7:51–9:49
6
How do the hosts reminisce about teenage fantasies and awkward encounters?
9:49–15:36
7
What is the significance of the live show announcement?
15:36–18:27
8
How does the episode wrap up with reflections on past stories?
18:27–1:00:13