Friday Club | The Caravan Line Up
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What stories about Las Vegas are shared in this episode?
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It's the Friday Club, the weekend's here, get in that pub. It's Friday Club, bing bang bosh, with all of your favourites from under the cusp.
How does jet lag affect the hosts during their trip?
So if you want to share a story or relive a form of glory, fatter the wheat or clap in them cheeks, maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank. It's all here on the Friday Club. How's the jet lag, gents? Not great. Not bad. No, I think I'm probably doing best. I've had a good sleep. Don't I know it. See, I were up at four, half four this morning, and we got to bed at ten. And then obviously we've been up since half five the previous day, haven't we? Is this our third continent for Friday Club? America? That's a good question. We've done... Asia. England. Yeah. England. The continent of England has been covered. We've done Europe, so it is our third continent. Yeah. We're going to hear from Las Vegas.
Live from Viva Las Vegas. I was going to say we can see the Bellagio Fountains, but we can't. No, we've moved rooms. We can now see the car park. Yeah. I can see some lovely mountains. I tell you who'd do well around these parts, window cleaners. Yeah, dusty, aren't they? Got to be brave, mind. Obviously, we're quite high. How do they clean them? I think they just wait for it to rain, don't they? There's not much of that, though, is there? Interesting fact for you, Trafford Centre, this might be an urban myth, has one window cleaner, and that's his job. Takes him a week to clean Trafford Centre, and then he just starts again on Monday. I'm sure, back in the day, maybe the Forth Bridge? I think there were a team of painters who did that.
Yeah? Painted the Forth Bridge. I started at one end, and then by the time they finished, they just went back to the start and repainted. Sure, you don't need a lick of paint that often, do you? Where's the fourth bridge? Scotland, I believe. Might be off there. Another question on everybody's lips is how's John getting on with his bum washing in the pool? Yes. And we've got an update, haven't we? He's washing it. Yeah. Yeah. You would not believe how easy it is to wash when it's vated. It's like basically a couple of wipes and you're done. Your pumps definitely sound different as well than with Vita. They're very ducky. Still venomous, though. I heard them on the plane. But yesterday we got down to the pool and we'd missed the boat in terms of getting beds.
All the beds had been taken, so we just perched on the edge of the pool. And he says, that's all right, I need to wash my arse anyway. So we get straight in. Sats on the step and gives it the half cock, gets his hand right up there. no hiding as well yeah there's no shame you do a bit of splashing or do it underwater you know so no one can see you yeah there was a lady probably half a yard away it's like you know just having a relax yeah and he's given it one of them anyway that was par for the course in this A little bit later, you come down with Matty and you're in the pool and then we're joined by Matty and his magic mass a yard away, obviously the hemorrhoid, if you haven't listened to last week's.
What humorous anecdotes arise from the pool experiences?
So then John's decided to gone for the face wash with the Vegas pool water. this might be a made up thing but I'm sure I heard gargling you know like using it as a mouthwash as well did you see him he went for the face wash in and then I heard with the water and then he went for the toenail clip yeah that was too far that was too far the clip as well the pick of the nails was too much I'm not going to change my habits because we're in Las Vegas. Oh! That's me, that. Yeah, so it's the half cock, hand right up, cleanest body in Vegas, that. I'll say this, John. I mean, I hope you don't mind. But when you went for the submerged, it is really thin now, you know? What, me hair? Yeah. I know, man. I tell you, when you notice it more, when my scalp's a bit burnt, I'm not far off fucking bald.
I know. Because it's white, you don't notice it. But when it's wet... Yeah, oh, I'm in fucking bother.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What stories about Las Vegas are shared in this episode?
0:00–0:39
2
How does jet lag affect the hosts during their trip?
0:39–3:55
3
What humorous anecdotes arise from the pool experiences?
3:55–6:50
4
What unexpected events happen while the hosts are in Las Vegas?
6:50–10:56
5
How does the conversation shift to personal stories about relationships?
10:56–18:47
6
What is the significance of the 'C&C' stories shared by listeners?
18:47–24:24
7
What happens during the discussion about Eric's antics?
24:24–32:00
8
How does the episode conclude with reflections on their experiences?
32:00–1:06:13