Friday Club | Thick as Mince
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What humorous stories are shared about second-hand clothes?
Pito. Sormituntuma. Istuvuus. Viltosuoja. Kestävyys. Puorellinen. Puoreton. Mukava. Mielyttävä. Vedenpitävä. Lämmin. Hengittävä. Minunkin täytyy hengittää. Sinä asetat vaatimukset. Meiltä löytyy käsine. Tegera. Suoja käsineet työhön kuin työhön.
It's the Friday Club. The weekend's here, get in that pub. It's Friday Club. Bing, bang, bosh. With all of your favorites from under the cusp. So if you want to share a story or relive a former glory, butter the wheat or clap in them cheeks. Maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank. It's all here on the Friday Club. Soft top wanker. Go on. Is that a new one? I was thinking about it earlier on. Well, I saw one. Down or up? It's been nice, dear. Not nice enough. Do you not think? No, it's not been warm enough to drive around in a soft top today. If you had one, though, as soon as it comes through clouds, you're going to want it down, aren't you? I once had one, Chris, and unless it was really hot, I'd not have it down.
Yeah, I'd be like that. I don't know what positives there is. Wind in your hair. Yeah, that's a negative. You know, when you see people in a coat and a scarf with a roof down, they're soft-talk wankers. Basically, as soon as a little bit of sun comes, it's down in it. Yeah. I think if I had one, though, I'd... Would you wear it down today? Yeah, I think I would have done. You're a soft-talk wanker. Yeah, but I ain't got one. But if I had one, then I'd be like, oh. Tell you what they are good for, you know, if you've got rubbish in your back. No, John. I know, and I'm not proud of it, but back in the day, you know the burger wrappers from McDonald's? They don't half fly out at speed, them bastards. What, would you just put your foot down knowing that they're going to blow?
see that's that's terrible i know and i and i'm not proud of it but or if you've got if it's dusty over the winter when the cars get dusty yeah so put it down just once just let all the bus just blow out so you're basically in your car but then you've got to be a soft top wanker because you've got to put your hat and your scarf on just for dust your car off and then somebody's gonna go look at that soft top wanker there do you not agree do you not agree that it's a thing People in coats and scarfs with the soft top down. I can't remember seeing any. Oh, well. Yeah, I've seen them before. Yeah. I don't think wanker, though. Someone mentioned Strava wanker as well. Yeah.
What are the antics surrounding soft-top cars?
What about the G-Lay wanker? Yeah. Somebody's mentioned that. Yeah, you're one of them. They've called it wanker's waistcoat. Ha, ha, ha. And they've gone on the description. It's a noun. A black puffer vest. A waterproof gilet worn by real estate agents, high rocks trainers, paddle players, project managers who turn up to a site in a clean pair of boots. Right, yeah. A little life jacket for big four accountants that are drowning in emails. And the one that he's pictured is your exact one. So you're a gilet wanker. Paddle. Paddle as well. Tick two boxes. I must admit, I have worn my Gilead this winter more than normal. Because I was going to invest in a nice big coat, but then I thought, it's going to be too big for me next year, isn't it?
So I've managed to get through the winter without getting a big proper jacket. So I've worn the Gilead more than... Been away until next year. Yeah, when I can just get a normal size. Matty, can you just do a bit of zooming, please? Have you ever... Just waiting to get this out of the way. Have you ever seen six-inch turn-ups? Like them. There's a six-inch one and a four-inch one.
How do the hosts describe their experiences with shot gun weddings?
Yeah, stand up and just work... i like them so have you bought them that big known fine well you want to turn them up or have you put them on and thought oh they're a bit big but you know what i did when i tried them on they were already turned up like that and i thought oh yeah i'll do where did you get them from the shop so don't look new the levi's which is obviously a very very good brand i've gone from a second hand shop a what a second hand shop or as i like to call it a vintage shop
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous stories are shared about second-hand clothes?
0:01–3:04
2
What are the antics surrounding soft-top cars?
3:04–4:26
3
How do the hosts describe their experiences with shot gun weddings?
4:26–6:09
4
What are the unexpected bathroom stories shared in this episode?
6:09–7:07
5
How do the hosts react to outrageous wedding stories?
7:07–9:25
6
What is the significance of the 'skid mark' story?
9:25–10:47
7
How do the hosts handle unexpected situations during events?
10:47–11:55
8
What lessons are learned from the chaotic wedding experience?
11:55–40:48