Friday Club | Tinder Surprise
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And now all the change stress is gone. I have here ready changing boxes, bubble wrap, knuckles, pens, books... But we're not changing anywhere, what's the matter? I heard that your younger brother is changing. So Vesa gets his own room upstairs. Aha, okay, well then I'd be a little worried about your furniture packing. So you're doing what?
I can't thank you, because in fact... In fact, there are profitable tools in Viltema. It was a question of your or a friend's project.
Viltema.
It's all here on the Friday Club. It's all here on the Friday Club.
What were you bit of in there? Friday. What time does it come out? Is it seven o'clock? Six o'clock in the morning? One minute past twelve, sometimes six, sometimes seven. I'll be fast asleep, that's what I'll be. Well, Friday though, what will your day entail in the build-up to the big day? Oh shit, I'm getting married tomorrow. Lots of running about. Trying to get them last few pounds off. See, it's nobody like you who encourages dickheads like that. Do you know what? It was because it was so unexpected. The court was off guard. First things first, do I both have the doghouse? Yeah.
Fine.
Good. Absolutely fine. I've had sex since I've come back. Have you not? No. You're not at the doghouse then, are you? Morning back. Three days away. No. A week? What about Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, recording Tuesday, four days? I'm not totally out of it. You're still chained up. Haircut's gone well lower. Yeah? Big haircut. Yeah. Can you tell I've had it cut a little bit shorter than normal? Yeah, I can see your scalp. Hmm. Started stronging on you. Not very far off and fucking right up. That's really not very far off. That's what I might be doing. Might be getting out at Slammeth. I'll kick his shit out of you. No, but it's the day before your wedding day, so will you be going for a few drinks tonight? Why? What?
A gallon? I reckon we'll get 18, will we? Six o'clock start. Yeah, get in for one, two, it might be 12. It's going to be rough on wedding day.
What wedding nerves and last‑minute prep is John dealing with before his big day?
Nah, not until six. Thinking of booze? Not until three o'clock to fucking bring this in round, innit? Did I dream this? As Katie said, she wants the speeches out the way early. Yeah. Straight away, pretty much. Are you nervous about that? Is it all done? I'm all right. And what are you going with? Have you got pen and paper or have you got cue cards or is it all? I'm probably going to get cue cards. Yeah. It's probably, what day is it today? Tuesday. I think I need to get them on order. Right. See what I'm going to do, I'm going to try and make it as uncomfortable as I possibly can for him. You won't have to do much. Yeah, because I know for a fact he's going to be shitting his pants. Do you think I'll be sweating?
It'll be like early live shows, you know, when like tequila and that. Yeah. Just put a roll of kitchen roll on, you know, stand up so you can just pull it off. For the dab. For the dab. Yeah, you need forward to the dance floor. You need your jacket on for the speech. I want you to be as sweaty as possible. You've got to take your jacket off. Yeah, also, I want you to upheld this rule, this thingy. Nobody's allowed to take the jacket off until the groom does. Did you know that was a rule? Screw me out. I don't know. I'm done. It's his wedding. Is that Michael Fish? Yeah, what's it going to be like Saturday? I think if there's any day you're checking the weather, it's your wedding day. Yeah, is it going to be hot?
I honestly don't know. What if I check it and it's raining and you've got a few days of stress then, ain't you? If you don't check it, you don't know, do you? Tell you when your best time to check it is? Saturday morning. I know, but you need an umbrella. Plan the wedding photos. You can't be going down aisle, like outside place with your Lambert and Butler umbrella, can you? Why am I planning wedding photos? I can't plan them. The photographer does that. That's what he's getting paid. I know, but you can request. I think. Not that I've ever been married before. It's all this knowledge pumped on. I'm no longer a wedding planner.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:40
2
What wedding nerves and last‑minute prep is John dealing with before his big day?
2:40–6:29
3
How should a best man plan and deliver a wedding speech to avoid embarrassment?
6:29–15:31
4
What are the panel's funniest and scathing reactions to bizarre Instagram algorithm results?
15:31–36:56
5
What happened when a listener ran into an old flame at the station and should he reply?
36:56–58:20
6
What everyday pet peeves and travel annoyances did the hosts rant about (baggage carousel, F1 shirts, bin feature)?
58:20–1:09:01
7
How did Jacko from Leeds describe his sleepwalking nightmare in Sydney and what were the consequences?
1:09:01–1:09:28