She Crashed My Ferrari
episodePreviously titled “Draft for Publish on 2026-07-30” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back with another episode. Natalie's having a bad week. She texted me yesterday morning. She said, something is happening to me. I need to go to bed and try again.
That's how you want to start today's podcast, with my negative energy?
Well, no. I want to unpack it.
Well, you're the source of it, so I guess we can start there.
Okay. Well, that's not one. Really? So how do you have attitude? You crashed my Ferrari yesterday.
I didn't crash it.
What happened?
My gate closed on his Ferrari SUV.
Yeah.
Oh, that gate. It scratched the fuck out of it. No. Yeah. Yeah.
And it hit like a piece of the car. This may be in the vlog, so don't want to spoil it. But it hit a piece of the car that's like unfortunately the biggest piece of the car. So like it's going to be like a big replacement. But...
Damn, how did it happen? You're like, it's just started to close and you weren't out of the driveway yet?
What happened when Natalie scratched David’s Ferrari and how did they react?
I was, yeah, I opened the gate. My sister opened the gate and I was waiting for her to give me something in the car.
Okay.
And it must have just been like the perfect amount of time. And as I started reversing out of the driveway, you can see on my security camera, like the gate was also closing at the same time. So it wasn't in like the rear view camera yet, you know?
Yeah. What was your reaction like?
Did you freeze?
Did you do this sound?
I was like, I gasped in the car and then I get out of the car. My sister's coming back outside and I was like, no. And she was like, what? And I was like, I fucking hit the Ferrari.
It's unfortunate that you took the most expensive car that was here.
The most expensive car. Because John, I wanted to take the Aston.
She blamed it on John right when she got back.
Yes, I did. Because in the moment, I was like, I want to take the Aston. I don't want to fucking take the fucking Ferrari. Oh, and hold on.
This started because her keys got locked into her car. In her Ferrari. In her Ferrari. Hey, wait. Is there any way we can... Boo-hoo. Natalie's bad day. He's got locked in a Ferrari so she had to borrow her friends.
It's not that. It's just like there's weird things in the air that I'm doing. I'm fucking up in really weird ways.
But I'm telling you, Mercury was in retrograde for me and I had a pretty rough three weeks. I think I passed it on to her because the last two days I've been feeling so good. So I think it must have rubbed off and fallen on Natalie.
That's probably why you're annoying me like times ten.
Yeah, you're really annoyed with me recently. Is there any way you can blame this on your sister?
Oh, I did, yeah.
It's kind of hard to blame things on your sister. Why? Because it's like blaming something on a Roomba. Do you know what I mean? That robot's not capable.
Because I asked her to grab something from inside or whatever, the gate clicker.
Oh, you are blaming it on your sister. Wow, that's incredible.
And she took so fucking, it was right inside the door. And she took so long. She went inside the garage, walked around inside the entire house, and then came out the front door. And I was like, why don't you just grab it from the door and then walk it right back out to me?
Oh, yeah. Okay. That's like a millennial thing or like a Gen Z thing where people are like a lot slower.
And then she was like, I'm sorry. I'm just having so much brain fog this morning.
Well, here's what I'm sensing. Oh, okay. Here's what I'm sensing. Yeah. And then I think I'm right.
Also, by the way, guys, I haven't seen Spider-Man yet. So just to put that out there. It's like a big thing. I need to let people know immediately.
I thought you were supposed to go at 9 a.m.
Well, yeah, that's why today was supposed to be the... There was one person that DMed me and they were like, hey, make sure you don't do the pod today without seeing Spider-Man. Jackie, I'm sorry. I have not seen Spider-Man yet. I bought the tickets accidentally for the wrong day. It's tomorrow.
Oh.
So you'll get in the next pod. All right. Continue, Jay.
I think you guys should take a proper week off. What?
I told him that.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:08–1:06
2
What happened when Natalie scratched David’s Ferrari and how did they react?
1:06–8:50
3
Why are they debating taking a proper week off from vlogs and what are the production challenges?
8:50–17:24
4
Should the birthday vlog go on the main channel or the second channel and why?
17:24–30:00
5
Which celebrities would they trade lives with and why choose Adam Sandler or George Clooney?
30:00–45:43