Finding Out You’re Someone’s Hall Pass
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What happens when David discovers he’s someone's hall pass at the wedding?
What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back with a brand new episode. This is the second time we are doing this specific episode because the card got corrupted. Jason's wife is here. Does your wife have a mic? Oh, yeah. Jason's wife, Naveen. That's weird, Jay, that the episode where we talked about all the other women you'd have sex with, not your wife, got corrupted. Yes, we went through all of them.
What happened?
And I described their body. You listed 15 women. I know. Crazy. From shortest to tallest.
I know. It was a salacious episode.
And it was a good episode, too.
We'll never hear it.
Naveen, unfortunately.
It's too bad.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
You should have heard this man go off. No wonder you can't get laid, Natalie. Why? I'm the biggest cockpot?
Yeah.
Okay, so that's something we talked about. The cart actually did get corrupted, all jokes aside.
Our main points that we brought up... Well, I was saying that how in the Spider-Man movie, my takeaway from Spider-Man was like, don't you think that it's time for us to just find love? The root of everything is love, finding your person no matter what.
Can I just... Can I just say, before we go down this fucking dumb rabbit hole, we go every three podcasts about framing love and how I go, it's impossible in LA. And then you go, don't bring me down there, Dave. And I go, you have no choice. I own you. Can we just not do that?
Did it not make you feel that, though? You don't have to do that, but I'm saying...
I get it. And what's your fucking argument? Yeah, sure. Give me love. Right now. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He's ready. Not from that, but I'm just saying like, why are you saying that? Why are you making it sound like I have shut the gate on love?
Well, because you have. The fact that you verbalize it so often means that it's not an open gate. I'm saying the gate needs to be. I actually don't give a fuck what you do. I'm just talking about myself.
This is where we got into talking about it because we were recently at a wedding. And I was wondering, at weddings, apparently the women are super horny. Yeah, love makes women turn on. And I never feel that. I never feel that at all.
Yeah, because you're this weird anomaly of a person where you're constantly surrounded by women, beautiful women. Are you trying to refer to yourself here? Yes.
You're saying because I have.
Because I'm here, the other girls don't matter. Really?
You think you're so hot that no woman could ever turn me on at a wedding.
Do you feel cool walking into a wedding with Natalie on your arm? Um, no. Like when she's all dressed up.
Oh, wait, what? No. Oh, wait. Yeah. Wait, I don't know how to answer this.
You're like, wait, we're not dating. I can say whatever the fuck I want. For a second, I was like, oh, my God, I'm offending her. I was like, wait, Natalie. It's good we have Naveen here today because she is really positive about this stuff.
Well, Naveen, how do you feel? Women more so than men get turned on during weddings.
Well, I think women just think more. And when you're there, it's like, oh, the possibility of like, oh, this could be me one day.
I wonder like what percentage of people actually end up meeting people at weddings. It's got to be somewhat high, no?
A lot.
Really? Wow. Okay. So then were you on the prowl when we went to this last wedding?
No, that's only because I was, like, so hungover from your birthday.
Oh.
So I was, like, really sad. Because it was, like, this wedding was incredible.
It was weird how, like, I don't, like. I was so tired. Yeah, she was, like, sticking with me. And normally she's, like, I'm going to go try to fuck somebody. But, like, she was, like, right by my side the whole wedding. She doesn't use that language.
I like don't. I don't know why.
You'd actually be kind of surprised. Really? Sailor mouth.
Okay. Well, I do say some stuff like just to be funny. Like I'll like be in his ear. I'm going to go fuck that guy. You know, just to like egg him on. I don't like, I would never say that to like literally anybody else.
No, no, no. Yeah. I mean, she's just like locker room talking with me just to make, just to make me feel at home.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens when David discovers he’s someone's hall pass at the wedding?
0:08–5:21
2
How does Natalie react to being called a hall pass and what does the group discuss about it?
5:21–10:34
3
What dating advice does Jason’s wife Naveen share with Natalie?
10:34–16:30
4
How do the hosts compare wedding flirting to dating in other settings?
16:30–21:34
5
What stories do they share about past dates and long‑distance relationships?
21:34–27:47
6
How do they decide to handle future dates and exclusivity?
27:47–32:39
7
What details do they reveal about the upcoming South Africa trip?
32:39–38:44
8
How do they wrap up the episode and preview the next adventure?
38:44–45:27