Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. Hello, how is everyone? How are we?
What a great day.
Your eyes are always darting all over your computer. What's happening down there?
I'm trying to read things. I'm trying to read things.
Tell you what, it's definitely, summer is on the horizon. Coming home from work this evening, sun has fit in the sky, it's warm. There is, do you notice, there was fantastic drying out today. I went for a run walk with Ashley at like seven this morning and it was just... It was warm. I wasn't saying that to show off, by the way. I was actually in bed at six o'clock last night.
So I naturally woke up at ten to seven. But it was so lovely and warm and bright. It's so nice to walk to... Just walk around. Sometimes in London when I'm walking the kids to school at like half seven in the morning, there's just a bang of weed everywhere. I'm like, guys, can we just not smoke weed at seven in the morning? Please, God, I just want to enjoy my walk to the school.
Get stoned along the way. A few people enjoying Bob Hope on the day of St. Patrick yesterday. Oh, Amber. So we, I was a Grand Marshal at the St. Patrick's Day Parade, which was very good. Amber stayed with me for the whole day, which I thought was very kind. So I appreciate that, Amber. Well, that's because mom, mom and Naomi and Neil all dumped. No, Neil was never invited.
He said he didn't want to go from the start. My mom and Naomi just were like, oh yeah, didn't tell me. My brother told me that they weren't coming and I had organized tickets not only to the parade beside the president of Ireland, but also to a breakfast. So they're on a ban. I'm going to put them on a three event ban.
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Chapter 2: What exciting events did Vogue experience at the St. Patrick's Day Parade?
Did you like the parade? I thought the parade was great. They had, I posted a picture of one of the ones, one of the, I don't know what you'd call it.
It was terrifying, that one. It was brilliant. The one from Loch Ness, which is part of the Halloween festival. It was unbelievable. And that would have been the image of me had I drank yesterday.
So I was delighted I didn't drink. And I thought it was really, really good. A lot of marching bands. Don't know how many whoop whoops the old revenue parade, the marching band from the revenue got when they came by, but it was lovely. Was there a marching band from the revenue? There was some from the fire brigade. Yeah. And the army were there.
Loads came over from the States and it was nice to see because they give you a little bit of context and background and they all have to do fundraising to try and like obviously get their flights paid for to come over here.
And I was thinking to myself, what a great thing to do at that age, to be able to come over and be part of such a huge parade for...
another nation. Yeah, well, I just thought it was great because I was going around in the car and I would say, honestly, I'd say it was 90% tourists and I just thought, you go spend your money in our country, please. That is fantastic for the economy. Did you stay standing up the whole time or did you sit down for something? No, I was really shy. I didn't want to stand up.
And they kept saying, oh, Victoria Smurfett was standing. And I was like, God, I can't. And they're like, Victoria got out of the car. And I got out of the car a couple of times. But I just like, I think it's because I knew my friends were at home laughing at me. So... I honestly was just like, it was, it was, I will be honest with you. It was a very long day.
It was like, it wasn't just relaxing. And like, I got, we got up, did her makeup. Then I went straight into interviews and there was, sorry, I'm just lighting a match. After a terrible night's sleep, might I add. I didn't sleep well. And I was nervous, Amber. And Amber was obviously in the bed beside me. And I wasn't throwing the leg over you all the time. I don't care.
The leg protruded into my space. No, your leg was in the middle part of the bed.
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Chapter 3: What unusual sights did Amber encounter on her drive to work?
Oh no, we had lovely sushi. And then we had Bambino pizza. The Sakura sushi was unbelievable. And then we had a few treats. But then we were in bed by half seven. Flumps.
Flumps.
We were in bed by half seven, but yeah, I just, anyway, it was one of those nights. Parade was amazing. I think we got the really good weather. It was good stuff. Marion was amazing. Yeah, do you know, it is nice to stay in a hotel, but like, I wouldn't like to know what they all cost. The food was delish. The breakfast? I nailed the breakfast. Amber did a really good job.
I was trying to be healthy and I said avocado smash and poached eggs and then Amber's turned up. It was two sauces, two hash browns, two eggs and beans. I was like, oh my God, that's a good option. No toast. You were like, you were shaming me. We were going for breakfast somewhere else. So I didn't get toast, but it was perfect. And then jus de l'orange.
And then, oh my God, we did go for breakfast somewhere else. And she put beans and sausages in a bowl together and chopped them all up. You're sick. With a fried egg. Oh my gosh. Another egg. I know.
I don't usually eat eggs. I was like, I think that looks all right.
Okay, watch your... Let's do a game. Listeners, if you have an amazing breakfast, email us in what your amazing breakfast is. My... Okay, if you're out ordering and there's no... Like, you can have whatever you want for breakfast. My favorite, I'd always get like the sweet corn fritters. And then you can get pancakes on the side, like in that place. What's it called? Granger and Co.
Those pancakes are unbelievable, yeah. Jesus Christ. I don't know how they make them. That would be like, and I like sharing for breakfast. I like sharing at all meals.
I think when it comes to bacon, I think streaky bacon is nicer for a breakfast. Unless, like I'll have bacon if I'm having a bacon sandwich. With toast.
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