Dolly Parton secrets, Brain Rot Scrolling & Unhinged Break-Up Lies
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Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. Hello, how is everyone? How are we?
What a great day.
Your eyes are always darting all over your computer. What's happening down there?
I'm trying to read things. I'm trying to read things.
Tell you what, it's definitely, summer is on the horizon. Coming home from work this evening, sun has fit in the sky, it's warm. There is, do you notice, there was fantastic drying out today. I went for a run walk with Ashley at like seven this morning and it was just... It was warm. I wasn't saying that to show off, by the way. I was actually in bed at six o'clock last night. So I naturally woke up at ten to seven. But it was so lovely and warm and bright. It's so nice to walk to... Just walk around. Sometimes in London when I'm walking the kids to school at like half seven in the morning, there's just a bang of weed everywhere. I'm like, guys, can we just not smoke weed at seven in the morning? Please, God, I just want to enjoy my walk to the school.
Get stoned along the way. A few people enjoying Bob Hope on the day of St. Patrick yesterday. Oh, Amber. So we, I was a Grand Marshal at the St. Patrick's Day Parade, which was very good. Amber stayed with me for the whole day, which I thought was very kind. So I appreciate that, Amber. Well, that's because mom, mom and Naomi and Neil all dumped. No, Neil was never invited. He said he didn't want to go from the start. My mom and Naomi just were like, oh yeah, didn't tell me. My brother told me that they weren't coming and I had organized tickets not only to the parade beside the president of Ireland, but also to a breakfast. So they're on a ban. I'm going to put them on a three event ban. So listeners, I might take one of you to a fun event and screw my mother and screw Naomi too and the horse that they rode in on.
Okay. Well, you got an apology from Naomi. I don't think you got one from mom. Mom does kind of a half apology where she tells me she was feeling really guilty all day yesterday. She feels so bad about it and she was wishing that she'd gone in and all this stuff. So that's her way of apologizing. But to say the word sorry, it's about as hard for me to do it as well. So I understand. You are your mother's daughter, that is for sure. But Amber, tell us about the people you saw this morning, the morning after, the night before. Oh my God. So I was driving into work.
I like to get into work for half seven, at my desk at half seven, kick off the day so then I can leave at four.
She is showing off. As I was, I took a little shortcut this morning and it was like, I thought it was like a print factory. But anyway, there's loads of people on the road.
I was like, what's going on? It's so early. They're all leaving a warehouse party by the looks of things. I can't, listen, if there was a car left here, if you hadn't had my car, I would have flown down myself to have a look. I honestly, I can't get enough of people being up. And listen, it's no shade. I just adore it. I love people. I love seeing, and I do love that I haven't done it. When I have done it, I don't like it as much as when I haven't done it. And seeing people being like still up from the night before at half seven in the morning, it's just like. Look, to be worth for wear, I'll be honest with you.
Not one of them had a drink in their hand, which I was surprised about.
Yeah, but they probably thought, you know, the sun's up, it's time now. It's time to stop. Seven, ten past seven on a Tuesday, Wednesday morning, no less. Do you remember, like, back in the day, the same thing would happen to me and I'd be like, you'd open the curtain, you'd be like, oh, Jesus.
The only thing I was thinking on my way home is, like, they've woken up, if they've gone for a snooze, they've woken up to a pretty goddamn nice day.
Yeah, but the problem is now I felt sorry for everyone that it was such a nice day today because when you're hungover, a nice day is not what you're looking for. You're looking for torrential rain.
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