Knickers in a Kettle & Ex Boyfriend Guilt
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A cloud. Looking like your man in Jumanji.
Sorry.
Did you what?
This carpet is giving murder.
I looked over, I was like, is that Mick Jagger? What the? Can I just say something? We cannot play this ever in studio because I will hit her.
Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast featuring Imagina. And Amber is in Bulgaria, but we won't hear much about that because she will be saving it.
well no i did i did have an embarrassing experience today now i'd have to say what your your outfit no my outfit's great thank you vogue uh basically went to went to um this restaurant and we thought it was going to be somewhere we could sit by the pool and the pool was empty not getting filled until the beginning of june so then we go it's not cheap to heat a pool in fairness it's not cheap And it actually is a huge pool. But anyway, then there was like, it was like a terrace bit. So we were like, can we sit on the terrace by the side?
Sorry, unusual to empty a pool though. Like you don't usually empty a pool. It just gets treated.
Oh no, there was loads of people doing loads of work down there.
There was like a bit of construction happening.
So basically I didn't realize we were on an elevated, like a step. And so basically they have a raised step all around by the balcony bit. And I went to move back on my chair and promptly fell over, pulled the ashtray with me and pulled a plate of sushi that had just been placed in front of me. No, the sushi. I tell you this, I just landed on one arse and Jesus the pain. Do you know what Leah did? Sat there eating her sweet potato fries, did not even move from her seat. I had three members of staff come and try and pick me up.
It's better to pretend you don't know the person when it's something so that embarrassing. It's like, I don't know them. They weren't very understanding. They seemed really annoyed. Well, you probably broke some stuff.
No, I just... Like the sushi. It was just a sushi. So, yeah.
Well, I can see you're in a hotel there. I saw these people. They're like, make hotel ramen with me. And they were making a fucking ramen in the kettle.
Yes, I've seen that.
We're doing that later.
What embarrassing incident did Amber experience in Bulgaria?
That's why I... Joanne said somebody washes their knickers in the kettle. So, like, I am allergic to... I can't use... Like, I wouldn't use that coffee machine. Because I think people are... like now I'm not blaming everybody but like I think people are a bit gross and they do gross things to things that aren't theirs because they don't give a shit like oh I'll just wash my knickers in the kettle not being considerate of the person after I'm like looking at those carpets I'm like they're always carpets in hotels are always a strange colour because I don't know some people go around rubbing their bums on them like cats that's what Amber was doing last night this carpet is giving murder this carpet is definitely giving a bit of like red rum
It's giving jizz stains.
Okay. But no, you've just reminded me that when I was in Barcelona there with the gals, I helped myself to a cup of coffee each morning in the hotel. So in the room. So now I'm thinking I had a cup of coffee with some Nick, Nicky bits.
I don't know. There's no, I'd say the coffee machine's more snots or something like people are just, people don't care. I am like a spectacular hotel guest. I like make my bed, like not fully, but like I make it properly back again. I put the towels in the corner, like all that kind of, like I'm leaving that room and you're going to be happy that you were assigned to my bedroom. Yeah, I'd be like that too. Well, I don't know about the cat bum rubbing. They won't be too pleased about that. They certainly will not. I collected tea from school today and he announced that he wants to be... I'll give you one guess each. Go on.
I feel like Explorer, like something like your man in Jumanji.
Sorry.
Jumanji?
Jumanji. Jumanji. Jumanji, Amber. Jumanji. Excuse me. Jumanji.
Listen, I say Zara instead of Zara.
I say Zara, but I don't say Jumanji.
I don't know what to tell you.
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