#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
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Who are the hosts of Watch What Crappens?
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on your bravs. I'm Ronnie. Hi, Ben, you handsome little man. How's everything going over there? Hi, everything's great over here. How's everything going with you? Guess what? We're on tour, everybody. We are going to be going out next week. Here's our dates for March. Are you ready? We're going to Cincinnati, Minneapolis, Toronto, Charlotte, Atlanta, Washington, and Philadelphia. Followed by that, we'll be in Boston, Detroit, Chicago, Austin, Dallas, and Las Vegas. Please check out watchwhatcrappens.com. for links to tickets and all that good stuff. You'll also find links to our Patreon, which is where you'll find these videos that we're making right now.
We're doing video recaps every day so you can watch instead, if you feel it, over there. Or if you'd prefer, you can listen to bonus episodes. We're doing Traders right now on Peacock, a Traders recap. So that's always a really good time. And I think that's all I have to say to start off. How about you? Anything on your end, Ben?
What can we expect from Below Deck Down Under S03E05?
I don't have anything pressing on my mind. Just hello, everyone. How are you? Hello. Hello. What are your below deck thoughts? You know, fun times happening on that boat. You know, I don't know if I have too many pressing thoughts. It's kind of fun that there's a... that everyone's like in love with Bion. And I like that he is revealing himself to be a douchebag. Cause we were really, I think we were really out of sorts that he's like a bosun who seemed to be like more or less capable, seemed friendly, seemed mature, didn't really have any damage. And now we're seeing like, no, no, he's like a standard bosun. He's a douche.
That's that. Those are my thoughts as well. I was really happy to see a douche emerge because I was like casting. I mean, just last week I was yelling at casting, like, do your goddamn jobs. What are all these people with no traumas? You've got no douchebags. I mean, what's happening over there, but guess what? Casting said, fuck you. And you want the footage, release the Kraken and here it comes. And so far he's kind of a sly douchebag is not as evil. Like there's nothing really evil there, but he did almost kill somebody today. So.
Yeah. And then, you know, it's nice because as he becomes douchier, it's going to bring out more of Lara's bitchy side, which I need from my my chief stew. I need I need my chief stew to be like douchy. not always sweet so we're getting to see that which makes me happy and then the other thing is Johnny I'm really struggling with the fact that I really like Johnny and you know he started off the season on such a terrible note that I was just like I was prepared for him to be just like the villain and every episode i like him more and more and i actually think he's like really hot and i'm just like this doesn't really make sense to me he's supposed to be a dick so i'm gonna wait for him to be a dick again but uh i'm really disconcerted by all that yeah i am too i find him very charming but you know what listen a lot of people start out on a bad note and do really well and any alicia q's fan will know that you know i still love her i don't care she starts with like a rawr
Keep on falling. I'm still in. I'm in for the ride. But yeah, I feel the same way about Johnny. I thought he was going to be such a jerk and he's just so charming. Like now I can see little Serena Johnny children running around smashing plates in the kitchen.
Yeah, I kind of want Zarina. I feel like, you know, he's very affectionate with Zarina, and I'm kind of like, Zarina, stop chasing after Vian. Go after your handsome Greek god who's giving you complimentary shoulder rubs in the galley. That is your man.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Who are the hosts of Watch What Crappens?
0:45–1:51
2
What can we expect from Below Deck Down Under S03E05?
1:51–5:03
3
How does the crew handle dating dynamics on the yacht?
5:03–13:18
4
What challenges do the crew face with demanding guests?
13:18–22:59
5
What is the role of a sous chef on Below Deck?
22:59–1:08:27