#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain

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What is covered in the live show in Minneapolis?

Ronnie 0:30
Hi, Minneapolis. Oh, my God, you guys. Wow. We're so excited to be here. Hi. So good to see you guys. I lost my nipples flying in here. Yeah. I lost my nipples and my nuts. My nuts are in my throat. My nipples are on the street somewhere. How do you live like this? It's cold. It's cold, but we love coming to Minneapolis. Yes. In Minnesota. We love coming here. You guys have such a good art scene here, and everyone is so nice. I mean, nice to the degree that I get pissed off when they're not overly nice. We were checking in, and the guy's like, oh, your honors, what's your honors number or whatever? So I gave him my member number. And he's like, you have three different accounts. And I was like, oh, well, that sucks.
Ronnie 1:23
And he's like, well, you can combine them. And I was like, great, do that. And he's like, here's your numbers. Call customer service. And I was like, what has happened to this town? I don't know. When I checked in, they just gave me a complimentary tater tot hot dish. So I don't know what happened to you. That's how it goes. It was delicious. It's karma. You're a good person. You get tater tots. You're a bad person. Your nipples fall off. Your nuts are in your throat. No one will fucking do your honors for you. Now, I have to say, Minnesota has given us many, many wonderful things, like hot dishes, prints. Luke. Janelle from Big Brother. But I have to say, thank you. Oh, that got a Luke Warren. You see? But I have to say, thank you, Minnesota, for giving us Carolyn. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, Carolyn.
Unknown Speaker 2:23
So crazy to be here. That's crazy. Wow. I wonder if Bob the Drag Queen is from here also.
Ben 2:41
You know, people look at you when you're a little different. You got boobs up to your face.
Unknown Speaker 2:46
It's really hard. I could never be a traitor. It's not like me. I was born weird.

Why are JT and Madison at odds in Southern Charm?

Ronnie 2:58
You love her even when she is a traitor.
Unknown Speaker 3:00
She's like, how could they betray me?
Ronnie 3:02
You're a traitor. What are you crying about? Now, you know, The Traitors is done for the season, which is very sad. You know, one thing that's really fun about watching The Traitors is that you get to watch people actively lying every single week. on your TV, and I was like, what's going to fill that void? Well, ladies and gentlemen, Jax Taylor has a new podcast. This fucking guy. I was kind of hoping he'd keep the old one with Britney, because, I mean, I never listened to that, but when they put clips on the ticky-tocky, I always crack up, because it's like, Jax, you're a piece of shit! He's like, I'm changing, you know? I'm changing. Uh... Sorry, not texting. I'm just looking for jacks. Okay, so this podcast is called In the Mind of a Man.
Ronnie 3:55
You know what? It's about time someone stopped and asked men what's going on in their lives. Unless the entire thing is this. Then I don't want to fucking hear it. What do you want to bet his first guests are the Tate brothers? I think they're booked with James Kennedy. Yeah, James Kennedy took a picture with the Tate brothers, and then everyone's like, James Kennedy, Jesus Christ, you're already in trouble for abusing your girlfriend, and now you're hanging out with the sex traffickers, you know? And he's like, I didn't mean to.
Unknown Speaker 4:29
I didn't mean to. I didn't know.
Ronnie 4:32
I just thought they were someone famous. I don't know. I saw him in a picture one time. And then the next day, the Tate brothers posted, that fucker begged us for hours for a picture. He followed our plugs around that whole club. There's probably someone very confused in the audience that's like, the Tate brothers, did they invent the tater tot hot dish? In the mind of a man, live 2025 with Jax Taylor. What do you think he's talking about? Let's see, cocaine, yes.

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