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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
Sun, 16 Mar
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We’re in Minneapolis for this week’s Southern Charm! JT is accused of more dastardly deeds, Sally gets a boob redo, and Paige shows up to mock Craig. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is covered in the live show in Minneapolis?
Hi, Minneapolis. Oh, my God, you guys. Wow. We're so excited to be here. Hi. So good to see you guys. I lost my nipples flying in here. Yeah. I lost my nipples and my nuts. My nuts are in my throat. My nipples are on the street somewhere. How do you live like this? It's cold. It's cold, but we love coming to Minneapolis. Yes. In Minnesota.
We love coming here. You guys have such a good art scene here, and everyone is so nice. I mean, nice to the degree that I get pissed off when they're not overly nice. We were checking in, and the guy's like, oh, your honors, what's your honors number or whatever? So I gave him my member number. And he's like, you have three different accounts. And I was like, oh, well, that sucks.
And he's like, well, you can combine them. And I was like, great, do that. And he's like, here's your numbers. Call customer service. And I was like, what has happened to this town? I don't know. When I checked in, they just gave me a complimentary tater tot hot dish. So I don't know what happened to you.
That's how it goes. It was delicious. It's karma. You're a good person. You get tater tots. You're a bad person. Your nipples fall off. Your nuts are in your throat. No one will fucking do your honors for you.
Now, I have to say, Minnesota has given us many, many wonderful things, like hot dishes, prints. Luke. Janelle from Big Brother. But I have to say, thank you. Oh, that got a Luke Warren. You see? But I have to say, thank you, Minnesota, for giving us Carolyn. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, Carolyn.
So crazy to be here. That's crazy. Wow. I wonder if Bob the Drag Queen is from here also.
You know, people look at you when you're a little different. You got boobs up to your face.
It's really hard. I could never be a traitor. It's not like me. I was born weird.
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Chapter 2: Why are JT and Madison at odds in Southern Charm?
You love her even when she is a traitor.
She's like, how could they betray me?
You're a traitor. What are you crying about? Now, you know, The Traitors is done for the season, which is very sad. You know, one thing that's really fun about watching The Traitors is that you get to watch people actively lying every single week. on your TV, and I was like, what's going to fill that void? Well, ladies and gentlemen, Jax Taylor has a new podcast.
This fucking guy. I was kind of hoping he'd keep the old one with Britney, because, I mean, I never listened to that, but when they put clips on the ticky-tocky, I always crack up, because it's like, Jax, you're a piece of shit! He's like, I'm changing, you know? I'm changing. Uh... Sorry, not texting. I'm just looking for jacks. Okay, so this podcast is called In the Mind of a Man.
You know what? It's about time someone stopped and asked men what's going on in their lives. Unless the entire thing is this. Then I don't want to fucking hear it. What do you want to bet his first guests are the Tate brothers? I think they're booked with James Kennedy.
Yeah, James Kennedy took a picture with the Tate brothers, and then everyone's like, James Kennedy, Jesus Christ, you're already in trouble for abusing your girlfriend, and now you're hanging out with the sex traffickers, you know? And he's like, I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to. I didn't know.
I just thought they were someone famous. I don't know. I saw him in a picture one time. And then the next day, the Tate brothers posted, that fucker begged us for hours for a picture. He followed our plugs around that whole club. There's probably someone very confused in the audience that's like, the Tate brothers, did they invent the tater tot hot dish?
In the mind of a man, live 2025 with Jax Taylor. What do you think he's talking about? Let's see, cocaine, yes. Oh, he doesn't do that anymore. Oh, and I can tell you right now, I'm not ready for this new season of, oh my God, Jax hasn't done cocaine in a week. We all have to be nice to him. Fuck you. I haven't done cocaine in five years and I didn't get shit. And neither will you.
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Chapter 3: What controversies surround Craig and Austin on Southern Charm?
Love, Shep. Okay, my TED Talk is over. I got the youth vote with that one. Oh my gosh, it's a text from Sienna.
Did someone fart?
But I got you a Megalodon tooth.
Shep. Oh, amazing Megalodon teeth in the audience, everyone. Okay, everyone.
Thank you. Thank you for the Megalodon teeth. All right. Oh, beautiful. We have many shark teeth. Gosh, so many shark teeth.
Amazing. That's huge. Thank you, Ro H. Dalcy and Ro H, I couldn't hear you very well. Sorry, but thank you.
I got my own Megalodon, too. Gosh. Well, Shep wasn't the only one pretending to have a love interest. Vanita got so desperate after pretending to drown in a two-foot deep pool that she faked a relationship with a two-foot tall man.
Hey, hey, I am sick of this group always leaning into slander and rumors. By the way, Taylor, your boyfriend made out with about five different girls in this room, just so you know.
Oh, yeah. And also, new female victims were brought onto the show so we could all watch trash men ruin their lives.
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Chapter 4: How does Paige's relationship with Craig affect her?
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Chapter 5: What drama unfolds in Madison's personal life?
My daddy used to say, don't kill her spirit, just let her be what she is.
Well, I got some good news. Brett don't got cancer no more, so that's good. Unfortunately, he still don't have a personality either, but hey, can't fix everything at once.
So, anyway, the test came back and they say that he is 86% born for corn, so we're very happy here.
So they're talking about babies, and the mom's like, what if you have twins? And she's like, oh, hell no.
I wouldn't go that far, Mama. I ain't going to ruin this body.
And she's like, yeah, honey, you worked hard for that body.
She goes, not really.
This is 50-50 me. Let's face the truth.
So now the thing that everyone loves is the big Southern charm music while everyone does things around town. So the old... And it's just Charles. It's just Charles being walked. He's like... Charles made it out of the backyard today, guys. He got to walk down the sidewalk.
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Chapter 6: How does the show portray life in Charleston?
Yeah. It's like so many tears. It's a start. So many tears. It's like an audition reel. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, everyone was really trying to get me to get with Shep. It's so embarrassing. And it sounds like two actors sitting at a commercial audition, and they're like, oh my God, I heard this commercial shoots in Afghanistan. What are you going to do if you get it?
Well, I guess I'm going to fucking go to Afghanistan. That's how she's talking about dating Shep. Every time they show her talking about dating Shep, she's like... Yeah, Shep's really cute. And I think he's really sad about his girlfriend. So that's something. It's like, girl, just don't take the job. Wait tables for a while. You know what I mean? Sometimes it's not worth it.
And then... They're going, no, yes, yes. That's how it is on this show. That's the audition process. They make you bang one of these people on the show. Nobody needs that in their life. It's over. Walk away from these men. I want a whole season of these men having to masturbate and get turned down by everybody. Do you guys remember when they went to L.A. on a guy's trip?
How the women reacted to them? I need a season of that. They were just like... They're like, whoa. So speaking of these handsome devils, we then go over to Shep's house where he walks in with his bag and he like unpacks a bunch of seashells, which... Try to contain yourself, ladies. I know. Stop throwing the panties at the stage. I know that got you so excited right now.
I'm going to file these down and call them shark teeth. I've got so much ass in this suitcase.
Gosh, usually I get what I want and yada, yada, yada. I'm a spoiled brat. Just kidding, I'm a little boy. Anyway, oh, the thing with Sienna hurt, but I'm just trying to let the heart win these days. And then I'll get shit-faced tonight and wake up on the side of the road somewhere. It'll be great. I'm gonna call my dad. Rip!
At first, when I read this back, I was like, his dad died? Like, I didn't remember his dad dying. His dad is named Rip. So, and I love every time he talks to his dad. The dads on this show are so universally disappointed. It's so fucking funny. Austin's dad is just shit-faced at this point every time they sing. He's like, welcome home, son. His mom's like, oh, God, Austin, what you do now?
Then we've got Thomas Ravenel's dad. He's like... You stupid son of a bitch. I gave you everything.
Everything. So now Shep is telling his dad, rip. He's like, gosh, I just got back from Cuba. So did you guys see in the news today that Cuba suffered a nationwide blackout, the entire power grid? The power grid did not fail. That was like, oh God, we think Shep is coming back. Everyone's turning off the lights. Everyone's like, oh God, he's coming back. Don't we have an embargo on these people?
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