#2770 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0105: You Put My Love On Top (Chef)
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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today, it's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Hi. Hi. We are recapping Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, Season 1, Episode 5. Yes, Chef is the name of the episode. Um... quick reminder, we're going to be in Charlotte and Atlanta this week. So come see us there. Go to watch crappins.com to get your tickets. We'll be recapping Southern Trump finale. And then in, uh, in that's in Charlotte. And then in Atlanta, we're going to be doing a classic real housewives of, uh, uh, Orange County. Um, and that is going to be the episode season 11, episode 16, bringing up old ghosts. So we're going to have a great time in both cities. Go to watch crappins.com to get your tickets.
So now let us go on to this episode of Denise Richards, wild things like a little frothy 30 minute show to dive into midweek. Yeah. So a little barn mart, if you will. Yeah. Denise Richards is very funny. I mean, again, this, this, this is not the sort of show that I naturally gravitate towards, but she is very, very funny on camera. And she is, I'm definitely chuckling a lot more than I thought I would.
Yeah. So we opened with one of her confessionals and she's like, well, you know, I'm not crazy when it comes to getting facial stuff done. I mean, I've done a little Botox here and there, maybe like once a year or something. But, you know, I heard of this salmon sperm facial. I thought that's the craziest fucking thing I ever heard. You know, it was fucked a salmon. You know, I even thought of that. But someone did and saved up the sperm, put it in my goddamn face. Now look at me. People were like, did you get something done? I said, a sperm came on my face. The salmon came on my face. How about you? Makes you look at bagels a little differently, huh?
So then we get the opening credits and then we're in Denise's bedroom and she and Aaron are sitting together and he is in his gray wardrobe. And it's and he has like a little helmet on because, of course, like I'm surprised that I took us this many years to finally see Aaron in a helmet like like this feels like it should have been.
part of like how we met him initially just a helmet with a red glow coming out of it at 50 something years old his head his head's still just too mushy he's got to reshape it every night god bless him it's the 5g
Yeah. So he's doing like he has got a hair helmet on and Denise is like rubbing her face with some sort of she calls it a face gym, which is supposed to stimulate the muscles that keep them tight and young and all that fun stuff.
Yeah. So, you know, I wish that I could. I'm really susceptible to buying all of this stuff on the face. It's mostly on the Facebook, you know, and I only have Facebook really for works, you know, for reading. Watch what crap happens. But, you know, I'm still on there and I'll still watch it for the animals hugging animal videos and stuff like that. But I'm susceptible to all of this crap. I have so much of this crap. So many of these machines and gadgets and red light this. And like, I just got a hair removal system, which I've used once because it takes forever. I'm like, it takes less time to shave than it does using this thing all the time. I'm like. And I got one of these like face gym things that shocks your face. And I put it on my face and it literally electrocuted me.
And then I was telling my friend and she's like, oh, you have to put this kind of like conducting fluid on your face or it'll shock you. And I was like, well, why didn't anybody tell me? And she's like, you have to read the instructions. Anyway, the point is I have all this shit that I just don't use, but I still was like, I want both of those things.
Yeah. Well, I mean, look, it's doing great work for you. Everywhere we go, people are like, Ronnie, your skin is amazing. And then they turn to me and they're like, loved your work as the shepherd and babe. So she's... rubbing her face with this dildo like thing. And she's like, am I turning you on? He's like, yeah. She's like, it's a face gym, which makes, which makes fucking sense.
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