#2777 RHOBH S1417 Part Two: Bird Brained Carnies
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How does the RHOBH season finale unfold in St. Lucia?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So then they all start to gather around. They're doing some more shopping and stuff.
I like this line, though. She goes, I just want to be a Barbie tonight, okay? Just pretend that I don't have an IQ of 140.
I'd be dumb enough to hang out with you idiots. Then Kyle goes up to Boze and she's like, are you okay? She's like, I cannot with that situation. She can't hear any form of criticism, says Kyle Richards. Well, so what does she want to do? Does she just want to pretend like nothing happened? That's going to be very awkward, isn't it? If we all are just sitting around pretending nothing is the matter, how are we supposed to have fun with that? I mean, the only thing that could be more awkward would be if we all put on enormous wings and had to sit around a tiny table together.
Yeah, Bose is still doing that thing, like, what? How can women hang out together and not get along? Okay. So then, now they all start to sit at the table, and Kathy asks for bags of ice to put under her armpits, because she's so hot. And Dorit's like, well, you know, Sutton's mind goes to, we're colluding, because that's her type of behavior. That's the kind of shit she would do.
Yeah, that's a good one. So then Sun's avoiding going to the table. So she's loitering at a vendor. And the vendor's like, here's some sexy oil for the bedroom. She's like, I think I'm good. I don't want to put a lot of oil on me. You know what? I just realized I think I'd rather sit at a table with these women than talk to all these poor people selling trinkets. So goodbye, sir.
I know. I loved how annoyed she was. Sexy oil for the bedroom? Does it make a bed? Then get it the fuck out of my face, poor person. Have some respect.
So Kathy gets her ice and then they're all sitting there and they're like talking. It's like, it gets like quiet at the table. It's awkward, you know? They're all staring at Sutton.
Like, is she going to do something? Is she going to do something? So she's like, well, place cards are the best thing that can ever happen because then my options are not to sit across from someone who thinks I kick women when they're down or next to someone that obviously does not like me. So they changed seats so that Sutton doesn't have to be in awkward seating. So that's how, that's how it's starting where Sutton needs the seats changed. Uh, so Kathy's like, oh, wow. Look, Barbie's here. Everybody. I got Barbie to smile. How's your vagina working Barbie? Hmm.
And then a cute waiter comes to take their orders. And then Kyle's like, oh my God, Garcelle, you're like, hi, what can I order? Your eyes were like... So they're like laughing at Garcelle. And Garcelle's like, look, my dating life is... I'm not on the apps. If I meet someone through a friend or at Whole Foods or outside my house in Oxnard, which I don't know if you know this, I built a house in Oxnard. You know, I'm open. If he's cute enough, I may have a little fun. But if he's not cute, I'll just have to say...
Yeah, I'm on the apps. I'm on Instacart because they show a picture of your shopper and I'm on TaskRabbit and I'm on DoorDash and I'm on Uber, of course, you know, so I'm just hoping that it's kind of, you know, you just kind of hope. Yeah, you never know. One of these days it'll work out. Keep on dreaming. So then I'm just looking for a man to say, the brownies aren't here. So instead, I'm going to get you some Little Debbie's instead of the brownies aren't here. So I'm refunding that part of your order and just pretending the brownies aren't a necessity. Yeah.
That's not my soulmate. You need someone who knows that shop for you. So Kathy excuses herself to go to the bathroom and then it's just more awkward silence. And then Kathy comes back and now she's in like a little dress. She goes, everyone, I have a little secret. I tinkled in my shorts. They're like, what? Yeah, I tinkled. Tinkled in the shorts.
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