#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.
So Sierra's like, um, the pregnant lady is probably going to be Gabby. And Gabby's like, don't put that on me, especially in Jersey.
don't say the P word in the new and the NJ state. So now Carl and Carl's talking to Lil and, um, he's like, so hot. I'm sweating right now. I gotta say hello. I gotta cool off. And then people were drinking and enjoying it and everything. And people are eating stuff. And, and then Lil is, um, talking to Sierra saying, um, That's just like small talk around the party. So finally, Carl is like, you know, so the plan is to have a space ready for January of 2025. But in the meantime, our Sprinter van is going to be doing pop ups all around the city. So get excited in the cold winter to stand outside on the sidewalk and drink some non-alcoholic drinks.
Let me tell you the most popular time for people to want spreads. January. Huge time. Huge, huge time. So Jesse, Gabby, and Paige all sit down and talk. And Jesse's being like, hey, guys. It's so gorgeous. So they get right into it. And Paige is like, so did you see Lexi this week? And he's like, no, Paige. No, Paige. And she's like, well, did you or didn't you? Yeah. Did you miss her? I missed her. I missed her. Did you go on a cute little date? We went on our second or third date. Did you tell her you sucked her toe? Let's just get to it. I'm bored with you. Your charm does not work on me.
I'm just staring at the dent in your chest. So he's like, I mean, listen, we both know that we're not pursuing other people. Okay. All right. That's great. So do you want that? Yeah. I want to give it a try. I feel like I'm ready for it. Wow. That was amazing how little conviction you have in that. That was like the OJ Simpson trial of answers. There was zero conviction.
And Gabby's like, so you had to talk about being exclusive? You really want that? You? And he's like, I mean, yeah. Like, listen, there's no guy on the planet who's going to be like, wow, can't wait to have sex with one woman for the rest of my life, right? I mean, come on. Like, no guy's going to think that.
And Kathy's like, um, I think that's exactly what it's supposed to be. Like that's the whole point.
Yeah. I think there's like maybe hundreds of guys like that.
Maybe even millions. Yeah. But like she made it clear the day that we met that she hooks up with people exclusively and I want to respect that. And also I made us exclusive so I can finally hook up with her. So, you know, if all the right reasons and she makes me like not want to hook up with other people. Yeah.
Yeah, and Gabby calls it. She's like, okay, so you're saying that you're going to make her your girlfriend so you can fuck her. And he's like, um, whoa. And Paige goes, so you had sex? And he goes, oh, Paige. She goes, oh my God, you did. I can tell. You did. I can tell. And he's like, I don't want to kiss until, guys, unless it's Emeril. I'll do that. But basically, I don't want to do it. And I think this is the danger with the whole, like, don't put out until you're married to a guy. Like, that's like a very old-fashioned thing. But, like, don't put out until you've got commitment from a guy. That is the dangerous part of it, is that they're going to be on their best behavior until they get it. And then they'll switch, you know? Part of me is like, just fuck someone.
I mean, not necessarily immediately, but...
soon don't make it as big of a deal so you can see their real personality after they get what they want you know yeah do like like three dates or something just because if you do it on the first date it's not a slutty thing it's just more like then you just won't hear from them again probably and so this way you can because because guys are awful and so this way at least you can get like two more free meals out of it and then maybe learn about them
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