Chapter 1: What happens when the Real Housewives of Orange County go to Amsterdam?
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Well, hello, and welcome to Watch Our Crap, and it's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo we love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today in a dress full of all sorts of crazy cutouts as he walks along the sidewalks of Amsterdam is Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Well, hello, Ben. What's going on with you? Not much. We are here today to talk Orange County.
Chapter 2: What drama unfolds during Shannon's party planning?
Their cast trip, their big cast trip is underway. We're going to get into all that. But before we do, just a reminder, of course, that we have a beautiful and vibrant Patreon community that we'd love for you to join. It's patreon.com slash watch what happens. We have a weekly bonus episode. This week, we did a trailer trash of the Southern charm season 11 trailer, which was a lot of fun.
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Chapter 3: How does Jen feel about her upcoming wedding?
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So if you don't like tinned fish, you're not going to want, you're not going to like this. But if you're someone who likes tinned fish, I had a little tinned fish party and none other than celebrated drag artist, Kim Chi joined as well as my friends, Chris and Lindsay.
Chapter 4: What issues arise between Tamara and her daughter?
And we had a really fun time. So if you want to read about the, cool little tin fish party that we had. Go check that out. It's called NBD Fancy. It's on Substack. NBD Fancy. That's my blatant Jill. It was great.
Chapter 5: What are the reactions to the bridal shower thrown for Jen?
Sardines, smoked trout, anchovies.
Yeah, that's a great Substack. Check it out. Lots of good food in there to check out. My aunties love it. It's their favorite thing. They talk about it every time I talk to you. They're like, oh my God, wait, how's Ben? His Substack's so good.
i love your thanks i love your ants like regardless of sub stack response but i do love that every time i see your ants they're like oh you're sub stack i'm like oh my god they love it okay here we are with real housewives of orange county season 19 episode 15 going dutch we're going to amsterdam people we're going to amsterdam
So we open at the Sherman Library and Gardens, which is a hilarious place to invite Real Housewives to because Jen ain't reading. You know what I mean?
especially the real housewives of orange county what what are they gonna do so shannon is on the phone she's walking around setting up a party and um she's there with her assistant claire and shannon's like um this is shannon bedore calling okay you have made a delivery for this luncheon and nothing that i ordered is here and i'm really upset about it i'm extra the police have been called the police have been called
The lady's like, hold on. What are you talking about?
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Chapter 6: How does the group react to Shannon's antics?
I ordered blush-colored wine glasses, and all I got was clear. How am I supposed to drink out of a clear glass?
Oh, well, unfortunately, all of our blush glasses have been reserved for a wedding, the Jansen wedding. So I'm like, oh, well, that's supposed to make it any better. I believe I put in that request for blush glasses. And the fact that you can't even save them for me. I mean, who's using those blush glasses right now?
Some slut down by the beach.
I'm sorry, we accidentally reversed your order with the Jansen wedding, so you're going to be getting everything they got. Oh, is that why all the plates are horseshoes? How am I supposed to have my guests eat off a horseshoe? Well, it is a cowboy wedding, ma'am. Sorry, this is not a cowboy wedding. This is a bridal shower. It's a blushing bride bridal shower.
Chapter 7: What are the expectations for the trip to Amsterdam?
Look at these plates. They're square, but pointy on one end. I did not ask for square, but pointy plates. This is, as I'm known to say, this isn't my fucking plate, bitch!
I'm supposed to have flowers here. There are just bills of hay in the middle of the table.
Bills of hay!
And look, I looked at the back. I did some Googling, and I cross-checked with Dr. Moon, and these plates... have 30% levels of toxins in them. And you just want me to die. You just want me and my guests to die. Is that what you want?
Oh, well, at least you sent me the cake. Hold on.
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Chapter 8: What surprises await the housewives upon landing in Amsterdam?
Let me, let me just make sure the cake is okay. Okay. The cake says this may not work out, but at least I'm not that horse Shannon. What kind of cake is this? I'm sorry, ma'am. You got everything for the Jansen wedding. Sorry.
So she's furious. And then we go to Tamara getting glam. And she's like, I'm so confused what we're doing today. Shannon texted us last night. And the text from Shannon said, hi there, everyone. Tomorrow is a lunch in the garden celebrating that Jen is getting married. She hasn't registered or anything. So it isn't an official bridal show.
Or if she has, maybe she hasn't told me about it because I did think that we were close, but maybe we're not as close as I thought that we were. But, you know, that does happen from time to time. I mean, maybe I'm not even... invited to the wedding for all I know. She's already gotten married. I mean, it's sort of my lot in life to be forgotten about and cast aside, but that's okay.
Anyway, I'm going to throw a not shower for a wedding that may have already happened that I've been disinvited from. Thank you, everyone.
I just wanted you all to know that I've changed. This is Shannon Bedore here. Please meet me to celebrate the wedding of a blonde slut from a beach. So, I'm a good person now.
Well, this information would have been better a week ago, bitch.
So, you know, what really would, if you, you would have prepared some really sweet bridal thing for Jen, if you had some advanced Tamra, please. What does Tamra need? Any, what does she need?
This information a week ago was her, was her busy schedule of, you know, like picking out leopard skin, you know, bangles interrupted.
So we go to Gretchen's house and she's like, Oh yeah.
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