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#3347 RHOA S17E05 Part Two: Texas Read ‘Em

04 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.

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21.682 - 31.013 Ben Mandelker

Hello, and welcome to Watch Where Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there.

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Chapter 2: What happens when Kelli and Shamea check into their Texas house?

31.573 - 34.116 Ben Mandelker

And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

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35.898 - 46.17 Ronnie Karam

So Angela checks in on Kelly and Shamia, and she's like, are you guys okay? They're like, no, we're not okay. And she goes, well, I'm just really trying to spend time with you.

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46.69 - 48.694 Ben Mandelker

As they're dipping their feet into the pool.

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Chapter 3: How does Angela interact with Kelli and Shamea at the pool?

48.734 - 55.308 Ben Mandelker

They're sitting there on the side of the pool. We are not okay in this. Dipping our feet in that beautiful pool.

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58.494 - 68.074 Ronnie Karam

And she says, well, you know, I thought when she said that there's going to be two people that are really close, I knew she was talking about you guys because you guys are inseparable.

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69.877 - 73.366 Ben Mandelker

And yeah. And so Kelly's like, huh?

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73.627 - 74.729 Shamea Morton

She's like, I can't hear you.

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74.75 - 81.186 Ben Mandelker

She's like, I'm just like, I mean, I feel the, I mean, I feel the love. Like you guys don't feel the love between you two. She's like,

Chapter 4: What sparks the iconic war of words between Pinky and Angela?

81.301 - 83.004 Shamea Morton

You don't feel the love from anybody else?

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83.024 - 83.805 Ben Mandelker

She's like, no.

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83.845 - 86.749 Shamea Morton

Don't you feel that? Don't you feel close like to Drew?

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86.949 - 104.215 Ben Mandelker

Or I guess to me, is that saying that? And Angel's like, no, no. And they're like, well, what about fricking frack? They're basically saying like, there are other people who are like super close, not just us. And Angel's like, well, and then Kelly goes, well, fricking frack is whack. And Angel goes, from your mouth, not mine.

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Chapter 5: How do Kelli and Shamea react to the dirty house situation?

104.315 - 110.785 Ben Mandelker

At which point they know that Angel's going to go immediately and tell the other women that they just said fricking frack is whack.

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111.389 - 127.765 Ronnie Karam

Yeah. And Kelly's like, I don't care. I don't care who's frick or frack. They're both whack. And they both should be in the pool house because they have equal amounts of whackness because Porsche is wacky. And that girl had a man sitting at the head of the table at her ex-husband's house. And Phaedra, you know, I love her, but she's just trying to be with her whack friend.

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127.825 - 137.835 Ronnie Karam

And she knows her friend is whack. And by the way, in case you're not laughing yet, let me lift a cup up right to the camera and sip on it.

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Chapter 6: What are the dynamics between the women at dinner?

137.95 - 145.163 Ronnie Karam

Okay, the cup work is too much. She's got to stop with the cup work. Now she does it in every scene at all times. She's holding a solo cup the whole time now.

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145.624 - 147.448 Ben Mandelker

She's like, let's settle down.

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147.949 - 152.517 Ronnie Karam

We get it. You're hilarious. Okay, you're drinking after every line is really funny.

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153.458 - 157.588 Ben Mandelker

Marisol Patton, more like Maris Small Patton. That's what we can call her.

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Chapter 7: How does the group address the cleanliness issue of the house?

157.648 - 182.171 Ben Mandelker

Hey, that was a Marisol joke. I have to say, I had a really good point. You know what's so funny? I had such a good point about this, and it has completely vanished from my brain. Oh, I was going to... It was not in that solo cups, but I will say, I don't feel like Kelly has any beef with Phaedra, but she has to now commit to her rhyme of fricking frack is whack.

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182.351 - 190.359 Ben Mandelker

Cause she just sort of said it on the spot. And so now it's like, but what about Phaedra? What's wrong with Phaedra? She's like, well, she supports Portia.

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Chapter 8: What conflict arises during the dinner discussions?

190.379 - 194.403 Ben Mandelker

So that makes her whack also. I'm like, you don't actually believe she's whack. You just had a really good rhyme.

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195.324 - 196.245 Ronnie Karam

And she's still going.

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196.825 - 198.467 Ben Mandelker

You have to ride with it. Yeah.

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198.447 - 218.43 Ronnie Karam

Because Angela's like, you know, everybody can stand on their own. And Kelly's like, well, I'm definitely going to talk my talk. And absolutely, I said, frickin' frack is whack. Okay, I'm going to say it until someone makes a gif out of it. Now, I'm going to sit in this in Cha-Cha's bed tonight. And they show us a shot of the little dog. And they're like, oh, my God, not the dog bed.

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218.41 - 232.607 Ronnie Karam

And she's like, I know Angela is going to run, you know, run in Charles' shoes and run back to that big house and tell everybody exactly what we said. Like this. Boom, boom, boom. Wait, I'm sorry. She's, you know, her knees aren't very good. So she's going to do it like this.

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Chunk. Chunk. Chunk. Okay. All right, Shecky Green. Let's wrap it up over there, Kelly.

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Hold on. Hold on.

244.081 - 266.816 Ben Mandelker

Let's get that hook. Cup. I've got a cup. So in summary, Horsha and freaking Frack is whack. Okay, that's two gifts for you, America. So now at pool house, Shamir calls Gerald and he's like, how's it going? She's like, oh, oh my God. So you know how I thought we had like a really nice house, right? Which is like a nice, and the house is nice. It's nice.

266.856 - 286.417 Ben Mandelker

There's like, I think a ghost who's haunting it, but it's nice. And then there's an outhouse and then like a guest house area. And they put me and Kelly over here and babe, Let me just show you what it looks like. And she shows him and she's like, look, here's the stain on Kelly's bed. And he's like, okay. And she's like, look at this dirty sink. He's like, okay.

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