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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you? Oh, I'm just fabulous. What's new in your life? Anything interesting happen in the past 24 hours?
No, nothing at all. Just normal, normal times. Just another day in New York City. I realized I did save my white... my white jean pants for the wrong day. It should have been summer house. Uh, well, we're still talking about hospitality later, which is true.
You know, it's all good. And I'm actually wearing a very summer house.
Oh, actually I opened Southern hospitality notes.
I guess I'm on the wrong page today. I'm wearing a, uh, like I'm wearing a J crew. You can't really see it on camera. It's like a green and white sort of like seafoam and white kind of shirt. It's very, we are pretty matchy today. Yeah, we are. We're summer and we're breezy here in the city. Um,
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Chapter 2: What happens when Zach loses his Monster fridge?
What's his buns and his knee? Jason and his knee. Yeah. Super exciting stuff. Wounded knee. It's E-R if E-R was just pronounced R. Dot, dot, dot. It's E-R dot, dot, dot. Yes. Capital E, small r, dot, dot.
and then um luke and zach and britney getting her mommy makeover everything makeover my friend hadn't seen the show my best friend was spending the night last night and she has never seen this show so she watched founder pump rules and she was like who's that I said, what do you mean, who is it? She's like, that's Britney? I said, yeah. She goes, what happened to Britney? I said, a lot. A lot.
A lot has happened to Britney. Okay, sit down.
Let me tell you a little story. Yeah, it's been a journey. We see just clips of people doing things around town.
It's just not a conflict.
Like, who do you want? You walk into a place like, that's Ronnie?
What happened to Ronnie?
You know, Britneys have a tough go at it in pop culture, I think, across the board. If we were to look at all the Britneys that we know in pop culture... It has not been great for them. I'm going to say, tell me a Britney in pop culture.
Britney's really don't win in pop culture. You're right. Britney Murphy, a ghost killer in her house. Yeah. Britney, regular Britney. God, no, she's back in the somewhere now. DUI. Oh, DUI. She's at a DUI.
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Chapter 3: How does Nia defend her husband on the show?
Yeah, her name's Edie. She's waving it. We've had, by the way, so many producers this week. It's been very exciting.
Edie, is there anybody named Britney who works here? Yes, there is. Is she a mess? No, she's awesome, actually. But she's not in pop culture. Does she have a lot of tragedy happen in her life?
See?
See? Called it. She doesn't listen to this. Like, Brittany. That was enough. You gave us enough. We were right. That's all we needed to know.
Well, by the way, Brittany Snow had a highly publicized divorce two years ago from a television star. Who was the television star?
I guess someone from selling DOC. Oh, God. Well, you get what you deserve if you marry somebody from selling DOC. I mean, what do you expect? Seriously. Seriously. So, okay. So, Luke and Zach are working out. Ew. Oh, and another thing my friend said watching the show. She goes, Ew, who's that? I said his name was Luke. She goes... Ew, Kristen married that guy.
Look, when she saw that he was with Kristen, she's like, ew, why did she do that? Why does he have two ears? It's not Van Gogh. So Luke is working out with Zach and they're doing, and here's another, wait, what kind of gay is Zach? I just had this big, what kind of gay is Zach night? Because they're at CrossFit.
and zach's like what is this why would you bring me to a straight workout crossfit is the gayest workout you can do i've that's where you see gays lifting tires over their head and throwing them at other gays no i think i think crossfit's still a pretty straight thing i think those i think those are gays who are visiting straight worlds in that point in that point no i've seen a lot of big unsheathed wieners at the crossfit yeah
I mean, I've lived in West Hollywood too, so maybe that's why. But there was a little... I mean, there were girls there. Well, maybe they were gay. I don't know. But that's a big gay thing. I mean, there's definitely... I know a lot of gays who do it. Listen, any workout where they give you giant ropes and tell you to do this, like jump rope, is... Come on.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts analyze the concept of being a 'standards gay'?
Yeah. You know, go on Craigslist, list them.
Yeah. Get them out of here. It's too many. Yeah. I, um, I, I'm sick of children to be honest. I don't, I think we can, we can cap them. Um, so we're at Jasmine and Melissa's house and Melissa is very upset because, um, the invitations for are messed up and I wouldn't know anything about that. Uh, were these the wedding invitations or the engagement party invitation?
I'm assuming wedding invitation.
I think, I don't know. I don't know. I think it's just... There was a stationary issue. Yeah, I think it's the wedding invitations. I did our programs for our show. They're all wrong. Completely wrong. $400 of wrong. Thank you. It's so funny.
So, here, wait. There's three things. So, I'm not going to let you take the full blame. So, one of the things was I told Rodney, I was like, hey...
let's make the back of the program look like a real playable with like these like the dots like you know going from it and so i put like a temp thing in there and i should have just like done it i should put the temp thing in there like okay that's how it looks let me do it and get a final and put it in there and that would be done and whatever i put the same thing in there and i was like okay i'll come back to this later so i didn't come back to it later and then you thought it was done because of the file so you printed it but the thing is that since it was a temp file there were these little squiggles on it like the spelling um everybody's like garcelle spelled wrong you know like the red line under it
RPNS, I spelled his name wrong on it.
Did you re-spell his name? I fixed it for the new one. But didn't I put his name in there? Did you change the spelling?
You put his name in as Brandon James. And I remember I was like, no, it's Brandon James Gwynn. Oh, God. And then I put in, I spelled it G-W-Y, but it's G-W-Y.
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Chapter 5: How is Jason's behavior after his surgery perceived?
Kristen the Piston Anderson. Que sera, sera, whatever will be will Lauren Sills be.
She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay D. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy, it's Maisie McHenry. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the Berg.
This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
I love-a-ya Olivia Williamson. She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
Chapter 6: What are the dynamics of Danny and Nia's marriage?
Yes, we can-a. It's Sedana.
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. Darn Skippy, it's Tippy.
And our super premium sponsors. She's VVIP.
It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD.
We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neil. Put us on a stretcher. It's Charlotte Fletcher. Hoggle your horses. It's Christine Hoggle.
Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily Sides.
Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. Have a kebab with K-Rob. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. Let's get savage with Laura Wildman. In the study with a candlestick, it's Leslie Peacock. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
Roger that, it's Marlis Rogers.
The incredible, edible Matthew Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.
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