Ep 214: Andrew Santino in Downtown LA

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Sam Morril 0:01
Oh, the casting couch.
Andrew Santino 0:03
Whose room is this?
Sam Morril 0:04
It's me. I'm a pig. I'm sorry. This is how you live, huh? That's how I travel.
Andrew Santino 0:10
Okay, I gotta tell you guys something, man. Uh-oh.
Sam Morril 0:19
Yeah? Save it.
Andrew Santino 0:21
This is very, um... Save it, save it.
Sam Morril 0:23
Okay. Unless it's not pod-worthy.
Andrew Santino 0:28
No, I was just making fun of you.
Sam Morril 0:30
Oh, please.
Andrew Santino 0:30
Please. Save it, then. Zing.
Sam Morril 0:32
Zing.
Andrew Santino 0:32
Staying here.
Mark Normand 0:33
How about that Shalamu on Theo, huh? That's quite a get. What happened? He got Timothee Shalamu. Oh, yeah. Tim Shalamy.
Andrew Santino 0:40
Yeah, that's fucking... Well, dude, he got the president elected, so, you know. What's Shalamay if you get the president elected? Good point. What, uh... Are we hugging close here? Look at my voice, huh? I love it. You're the only guys I know that'll... Is that young MJ? Look at that. That's pretty cool. How great is that? Oh, Bronny. Oh, watch it, dude.
Mark Normand 0:59
Watch it, dude.
Sam Morril 1:01
No, his son is actually more accomplished. His son fucked Larsa Pippen.
Mark Normand 1:05
Wow, that's right.
Andrew Santino 1:07
So cool to fuck your ex-teammates. Your father's ex-teammate's ex-wife. It's pretty dark. But didn't she... Are we rolling? Yeah, we're rolling. What the hell? Didn't she jump around a lot? She jumped around. Good for her.
Sam Morril 1:22
I'm sure it's her revenge tour because he was doing it during the playing days and she's like, I'll get you back.
Andrew Santino 1:27
I'll get you back.
Sam Morril 1:28
Take it to the hole.
Andrew Santino 1:29
Good for her. Dude. Nothing but net.
Mark Normand 1:33
Oh, yeah.
Andrew Santino 1:34
You guys are the only guys I know that'll stay downtown Los Angeles.
Mark Normand 1:37
Well, nobody stays down. They put us here.
Andrew Santino 1:39
We weren't thrilled. Netflix. Netflix. Yeah, seems like it. That sounds like a Netflix move.
Mark Normand 1:44
Put him in a place that no one lives and nobody goes. CISO put us in Covina. That is too inside. Yeah, that's very inside baseball. That's inside LA and inside baseball.
Sam Morril 1:55
No, this is a bad... I did Is It Cake a while back and they put me up in a shady fucking downtown. Is It Cake? You walk two feet out and you're just like, ugh.
Andrew Santino 2:06
Needles, a bump. This is like, this genuinely is like as if somebody put, if I went to New York and they're like, yeah, we got you a great place out in Long Island. That's what this is like.
Mark Normand 2:17
Exactly. Is that bad? It was just nobody goes down here. Tim Dillon said this is the fifth time he's been downtown Los Angeles and he's lived here for years. Well, no, he comes for different reasons.
Andrew Santino 2:27
There's a little walking strip for him down there. Down by Staples. There's a little boys town. Did you go by Staples? Or what is it called now? Kobe Center? Crypto. Oh, shit.
Sam Morril 2:38
I didn't even know you were talking.
Andrew Santino 2:40
It's right down the street. Damn. Wow, it is. No, this is really nice. No, downtown's gotten nicer, but we still refuse to go down here. There's nothing here for us.
Mark Normand 2:49
I tweeted about the show. Like, come to the Netflix table. And everybody's like, downtown? Are you crazy?
Andrew Santino 2:53
Oh, it's happening down here?
Mark Normand 2:54
Yeah, that's why we're here.
Andrew Santino 2:55
Three minutes away. Smart. Smart for Netflix. Good for Netflix, dude. Good to be here, boys. The jokes were good last night. Thank you. I love working on them. Dude, it's funny to watch you guys go through it and then have you smack each other when you're like, see, that did work. Yeah.
Sam Morril 3:09
Because we were writing together the whole flight.
Andrew Santino 3:12
But it is funny that you were like certain jokes. See, I have no back on this. I'm like going to fall in this window. Can I scoot this thing over or no? Is it out of frame?
Mark Normand 3:21
Because I'm like falling through this thing. Oh, yeah, you got no back. Hold on. You're going to pull an Eric Clapton's kid right out the window. Tears in heaven?
Sam Morril 3:29
Yes.
Andrew Santino 3:30
There we go.
Sam Morril 3:30
I heard that song in the grocery store the other day. It's a depressing grocery store song.
Andrew Santino 3:34
Brutal. Tears in heaven. Depends on what you're shopping for. If you're really having a low... We'll wait. We'll wait. Hold on. Sorry. I had to move, but I had to have a back because otherwise I'm going to fall backwards through the... Still better than when you hear a whap at the dentist. No, I love that. That gets me ready for a teeth cleaning, too.
Mark Normand 3:51
Got to suck that liquid. How about this? We're growing up. You came here at 11 a.m. I wouldn't do anything at 11 a.m. four years ago.

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