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What happens on the last night before the tour?

Pat Clifton 0:06
How's the lighting? Awful. Dead awful. Look at these lights above us. Well, we've started. It's the worst lighting podcast. I like that. We'll just keep rolling, but from when we started to now, keep rolling. Because it's the worst lighting. This is the worst lighting in history. But we're here. In a very gloomy Gold Coast. It's a gloomy, dark Gold Coast. But let me tell you something. The room's nice. This feels good. Feels like young. Feels like when I used to holiday when I was a kid. Yeah, it feels like. This would have been peak luxury and the most expensive place in the world in like 2004. This was like modern crazy. Yeah. And it's dated, but I'm so happy to be here. It's so nice. You don't get the big balconies anymore in new places.
Pat Clifton 0:57
We're 32 floors up. You don't get balconies anymore. You don't get balconies anymore. So thanks to the dumb cunts that drank themselves off there. But they were planking and shit.

How do the hosts feel about their accommodation choice?

Pat Clifton 1:06
Yeah, thank you to you, you fucking idiots. Hope you're all right. Probably dead. Second thing, you don't get couches like this anymore in Airbnbs. No, you don't. Big leather fucking blackies. Oh, shit. Fucking hell, dude. I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it like that. I meant like black couch. Yeah, like these, again, were the thing in 0405. Yeah. And they're comfy as all fuck and they're big. Me, Kyle and Will can all lay on here and watch a movie tonight in comfort. Because Airbnb's got this new trend where they go, oh... That looks like a really great chair sitting there in the Ikea fake makeup space, plastic cardboard couch. And they go, oh, that's not actually a real couch. That's just for show.
Pat Clifton 1:59
I'll buy it. I'll take it. And I'll put it in my Airbnb.
Will Gibb 2:03
And it's the most uncomfortable thing.
Pat Clifton 2:04
You're fucking mid-convo. No, Tiana tried to FaceTime me and I just said recording the podcast. It's fucking recording time.
Kyle 2:12
See you later, mate. Nah, this is nice. Just because you got no one to fucking call you, mate. I'm stoked.

What are the food choices before the tour starts?

Kyle 2:18
I don't want no one to call me. I've said this. If I had someone to call me, I'd cry.
Pat Clifton 2:22
Yeah, coping. I'm not coping, mate. Coping. So we're up here. Bro, it's five o'clock and it is so dark in the Gold Coast because it's like storming. It's terrifying. And it still feels like home to me. Shut the fuck up, bro. Then move here.
Will Gibb 2:38
You fucking speak all this shit.
Pat Clifton 2:40
Shut your mouth, bro. I don't want to move. Great. Because I feel like it's the perfect, whenever I'm here, it's like, fuck yeah, how good. Kyle's blaring videos on full volume. What was that? What was that? I feel like whenever I'm here, it's the perfect like, holy shit, I'm here. And I get that nice satisfaction. You don't want to move anywhere, do you? I don't want to move here and it might ruin it. You know what I mean? It would. And I don't want to move away, bro. I tried moving away. I don't want to be away from my friends and my family. I don't like it.

What are the predictions for the upcoming shows?

Pat Clifton 3:11
It's not for me. Unless you move to an actual place that's not the biggest shithole on the planet. I still wouldn't like it. True. It would help. Yeah, it would help. Oh, fuck me, it'll help, but no.
Yeah.
Pat Clifton 3:22
um it's not what's going to cut it bit of a weekend we had some weekend stuff let me tell you guys quickly obviously tomorrow's we start so tonight we're kind of using it as our big goodbye so i'll tell you what we're bloody getting some fucking you need to give you need to give people context to that today is tuesday you're listening to this pot on a thursday the tour officially starts wednesday and you might be thinking why aren't you in the camper van because we're laxing up the last night before it starts.
Will Gibb 3:48
No, why aren't we in the camper van? Because Willie G had the brainwave thought. Willie G goes, fuck, big day tomorrow, waking up, flying to Brisbane, fucking shopping for all our bedding and all that bullshit.
Pat Clifton 4:03
Fuck sleeping in the camper van. Shout out Apollo, though. Shout out Apollo.
Will Gibb 4:06
Good camper van, bro.
Pat Clifton 4:07
Fuck sleeping in one butt. i reckon it's mad no no but tonight bro yeah tonight fuck that it was the right call i thought look the tour starts tomorrow let's get a little fucking i'm gonna call this a penthouse it's just not though well i'm gonna call it it like just technically like technically it isn't yeah so it's not but it's a nice fucking apartment right so we're up here we're chilling out

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