Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
08 Jan 2025
Chapter 1: What interesting criminal story is shared at the start?
What's everybody. It's another episode of your mom's house. She's Christine. I'm Tim. And we're excited to share so much with you today. Um, it's a really action packed episode. There's so much. It is now January of 25, which is such an unusual thing to say.
I know, I didn't think I'd be alive this long.
We should have had hoverboards in 2015.
Dude, everything's so disappointing.
Flying cars.
When I was a little girl, I thought about the year 2000. Didn't it just blow your mind? And now you're like, oh, that's it?
It's 2025?
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Chapter 2: What tribute is paid to Hard Rock Nick?
Is that all there is?
What the fuck? There's just electric cars?
Well, these are pretty cool.
Phones are cool.
The phones are, they crush. And then you can get a chip in your head and stuff. You want to do that?
Yeah, I want to do that.
What are you going to get it for? I don't know. Like, it'd be cool to turn on your car with just your brain thoughts. Yeah. Or the radio. Or like, not even the radio.
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Chapter 3: What is Christina's latest creative work about?
Remember I used to make fun of Cousin Brian? He was like, there should be a thing where if you're listening to something on the radio, you can just have your phone and then it would send you a message. And I used to be like, that's a fucking idiot. And then the first time I saw Shazam, I was like, that's his idea. He didn't know how to execute it, but all those things are coming.
He had smart thoughts. What do you want more than anything? What do you want? Yeah. I want a car, well, a car does drive itself, that Tesla. Definitely flying, flying for me. Flying car.
Flying stuff, anything flying, which you can, you can go fly something, but just so it's more accessible, easier.
Chapter 4: What fan submissions are discussed regarding Charo?
Oh, I know what I want, transport beams. Yeah. Like in Star Trek?
Yeah, I mean, that's essentially the highest version of flying.
That's all I want, is to be able to go somewhere, boom, like that, without getting on a plane. Yeah, you can get a helichopter. I don't want a helichopter, that's how cool.
Oh, stop.
That is how Kobe Ryan died.
Not really.
You didn't hear that?
No, he's not gone. He's dead. No, I do. I know. But that was just, that was the arrogance of a pilot. You know? That really wasn't, it's not the helichopter's fault.
I blame the helichopter.
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Chapter 5: What conspiracies does Sam Tripoli discuss?
So he had pepper spray and a knife.
He's like, I was defending myself. And you guys are treating me like a black man. It's like, okay. So today I'm going to be a black man.
I do have to say that the marker is very distracting from anything else he has to say.
yeah it's a whole thing man well how did the judge react uh i mean the judge has to be like no you're totally you belong here for for double life what is you're out of your mind the judge doesn't really have anything here on the judge um that's terrible yeah i don't know yeah oh here's the judge
Y'all finished or y'all done?
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Chapter 6: How does mass surveillance affect our lives?
Chapter 7: What crazy Japanese game shows are mentioned?
The phones are, they crush. And then you can get a chip in your head and stuff. You want to do that?
Yeah, I want to do that.
What are you going to get it for? I don't know. Like, it'd be cool to turn on your car with just your brain thoughts. Yeah. Or the radio. Or like, not even the radio.
Remember I used to make fun of Cousin Brian? He was like, there should be a thing where if you're listening to something on the radio, you can just have your phone and then it would send you a message. And I used to be like, that's a fucking idiot. And then the first time I saw Shazam, I was like, that's his idea. He didn't know how to execute it, but all those things are coming.
He had smart thoughts. What do you want more than anything? What do you want? Yeah. I want a car, well, a car does drive itself, that Tesla. Definitely flying, flying for me. Flying car.
Flying stuff, anything flying, which you can, you can go fly something, but just so it's more accessible, easier.
Oh, I know what I want, transport beams. Yeah. Like in Star Trek?
Yeah, I mean, that's essentially the highest version of flying.
That's all I want, is to be able to go somewhere, boom, like that, without getting on a plane. Yeah, you can get a helichopter. I don't want a helichopter, that's how cool.
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Chapter 8: What funny moments happen at drive-thrus?
Oh, wow. It's pretty awesome. Jeez, it's heavy. That was heavy.
Mom Segura. Titsitski. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So today I'm going to be a black man.
This guy.
He is wielded in the court for those of you listening. He appears to be an Asian man or of Asian descent, maybe Hawaiian. He certainly has the accent. And the reason I say appears to be is because he's wearing shoe polish level like darkness on his face. He covered himself so darkly that you can't even tell what his features are. Tuesday, he is a Hawaiian man, it says here in the article.
He showed up in blackface to be sentenced for attempted murder. The man said he did so because the court was treating him like a black man. Mark Char of Oahu was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole on Monday for second-degree attempted murder, plus six years to be served concurrently on convictions.
Of second and third degree assault, the charges stem from a 2016 road rage attack. Char appeared in the first court in Honolulu on Monday with his head completely covered with what appeared to be permanent black marker ink.
Oh, that took a long time to do.
Yeah, he liked that.
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