Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813
Wed, 04 Jun 2025
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Chapter 1: What hilarious updates do Tom and Christina have?
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and welcome to another episode of your mom's house she's christy i'm tim and we're here to talk about some important things going on in the world you look lovely today you like it yeah i mean your outfit is really really beautiful notice yeah of course it's great what kind of shirt is that it's just a burgundy kind of thing going on but yeah it's really nice do you notice anything else
um your hair looks beautiful thank you lipstick you have your perfect red always on yeah what else you have earrings beautiful earrings thank you you know you never notice my looks i always notice what are you talking about you look great you look really great there is something your teeth yes i got new veneers They look fantastic.
Thank you. I saw this ad on TikTok for Snap-on Smile. And I thought I should get these for me, for you, for the whole team.
Chapter 2: Who is Bonnie Blue and what clip did they play?
For the whole team, yeah. So this is something that people are using.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so easy. It's easy. You just open the box. You glue it in.
So many idiots are out there paying thousands and thousands of dollars to get veneers. How much were these?
$9.99.
I got you a pair.
Do you want to try?
I have not even thought of that yet. Thank you. Is this, I don't know which way.
It doesn't even matter. Just put them in and you're, so natural. It's so, so good. Does it feel nice?
It feels really nice.
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Chapter 3: What happened to Tony Johns on Instagram?
I do. Yep.
Do you trust me?
They're so white. Yeah. They're so white.
Yeah.
Chapter 4: What's the latest on King Ass Ripper?
I love comfortable.
And you don't have to worry about staining your teeth with coffee.
No, that's right. The one thing is you don't want to eat with them in or drink or do too much. Oh, you drank with them.
I did. And you probably don't want to talk too much with them in.
Not too much. But you look so pretty. You don't have to talk anyway. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What are the creepy behaviors of famous musicians?
I just would in the top ones. I haven't even tried putting in the bottom one.
It's a sapphire smile. Here you go. You look like one of those old guys. Yeah. The old guy who's still at the club.
He's like, hey, ladies.
How do my teeth look, though?
You look great.
Really? Yeah. Should I get on this wife?
I'm going to choke, I think.
I know.
Well, these are fantastic. And then there's a... $9.99, dude. I guess this is like the glue part. You kind of melt these down.
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Chapter 6: Why is Interview With A Vampire considered 'too gay'?
You could get these on Amazon. You know what's fun, too?
Big smile confidence.
Yeah.
Instantly. I sure felt it.
They don't even differentiate between, like, women's teeth or men's teeth. No, it's just teeth.
One size fits all.
Snap on.
Fantastic. That is really cool. That's so awful. Well, that did feel good. There's so much to get into. So much. Why don't we just start with this opening clip? It's really, really great.
Well, my favorite.
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Chapter 7: What’s the latest gossip about the President of France?
Chapter 8: What entertaining clips did they share this week?
It's unbelievable. One size fits all.
Believe it or not.
Wow.
You could get these on Amazon. You know what's fun, too?
Big smile confidence.
Yeah.
Instantly. I sure felt it.
They don't even differentiate between, like, women's teeth or men's teeth. No, it's just teeth.
One size fits all.
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