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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brianne Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brianne Clint, thanks to KFC. We're talking gym wardrobe malfunctions. There's a story in the news today that a new set of Lululemon tights may not give you the coverage you need. Not all Lululemons, can I say? I wear the Lululemons at the gym. Yeah, me too.
Chapter 2: What wardrobe malfunctions do gym-goers experience?
And no one's seen my booty hole in the gym.
I can't comment if they have seen mine or not.
Well, no one's told me they've seen it. It's just these new ones called the Get Low range.
Are you wearing the Lululemon bike pants or tights?
No, just shorts and T-shirt.
Let's hope they're not seeing your booty hole. Yeah, in a good... Something's gone awfully wrong if they have in your shorts.
Good thick pair of undies. Nobody wants that. So we asked, what was your gym wardrobe malfunction? Rebecca's called up. Hi, Rebecca.
Hi, Rebecca. Hello. Can I just say, long, long, long, long time listener, first time caller.
Yeah, girl. First time caller.
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Chapter 3: What happened to Rebecca during her CrossFit session?
Call back soon, okay? I know, I will. Okay, good. Thank you. We've got another one. Lexi's here. Hi, Lexi. Hi, Lexi. Hi. You had an incident in the Lululemons. Yes. What happened?
So, do you guys know what Depop is? Depop.
Is it like a resale website?
Yeah, yeah. So I bought these, like, $20 Lululemon leggings. What a score.
Secondhand.
Yeah, secondhand. I was like, oh, my God, the best deal ever. Yeah. And so I wore them. And it wasn't at a gym, but it was at a range of, like, girl guide.
Okay, right.
And I was showing my friend, and I... And then I scored it and then they ripped the whole thing at the back. And I was wearing a thong. And I was like 17 at the time. And then there was like younger girls there.
Right in front of them.
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Chapter 4: How did Lexi's Lululemon leggings fail her?
They're all types of noises which are meant to help you sleep. But now another colour is entering the chat. Indeed. Green noise.
I don't know, Claudia. I don't know about that.
No, it was just the first part of the word. She didn't finish the word. I stand by it.
I stand by it. I just want to distance myself from that audio.
You approved it too. You said it was fine. Claudia's ready to hear the panic in her voice. No, I'm very calm about this.
They give us the five bad words each year, and that's definitely one of them. That's not one of them.
The one with the T on the end is one of them. So it's a stiffer word. I won't repeat it here.
Good point, Claudia. That could be Claudia's professional typo. We want to know what yours was, Anonymous. Good afternoon.
Hi, Anonymous. Is that me?
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Chapter 5: What embarrassing moments can happen in a gym class?
Oh, no.
God, Nana would have got the fright of her life that day. This one is genius. It said, I meant to write to a client for interiors, 1.5 metre diameter disc-shaped pendants, but it auto-corrected to 1.5 metre diameter dick-shaped pendants. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
They're some big dick-shaped pendants.
Yeah, it's got big energy, that one.
I sent a memo to my co-workers about 20 years ago telling them about drinks and nipples after work instead of drinks and nibbles. Safe to say it was joked about for years to come. Yeah, drinks and nipples sounds lovely after work, actually.
Very good. Someone said we have a distribution centre in Hornby. I accidentally emailed our entire team saying horny instead.
I was waiting tables when I was younger and we had duck liver pate on the specials menu. I was nervous and I was reading it to a table and I said dick lover pate instead.
It's crazy how much just one or two letters can change the whole situation.
Especially when you're nervous and you're like, don't say dick licker pate. Don't say dick lover pate. Don't say it. Don't say it.
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Chapter 6: What are some funny autocorrect fails shared by listeners?
Fun. I tried multiple delicate ways to climb through the entrance hole before having to admit to my 30 guests that they just had to wait a while while I went inside and put some undies on. Nobody expects to get surprised by a bouncy castle.
No, not when you're 30.
I bet that was the one time she felt confident enough to go commando and then she comes home and there's a bouncy castle in her front yard.
It's always the way. And here's the thing, like she was worried about climbing into the castle. But what about when you get in there and you've got no undies on?
The bounce. I mean, it would feel liberating, but it could be a bit of a visual.
Yeah, it would definitely feel liberating. This one's pretty good. It says, during the second lockdown, I got stuck at my then newish boyfriend's place. I had two pairs of knickers with me. His dog, CV, ate one pair, so I had one pair for the next three weeks. Oh, my God. No shops were open to go buy another pair. Wow. That is dire.
You wear his, don't you? You got to. You have to. You fast forward the relationship.
But if it's like how new?
I know.
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