Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Ask Me Anything- Episode Five
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What is the context for today's Ask Me Anything episode?
Fletch, Juan and Hayley's Ask Me Anything.
And our big pod is back with the live show on the 20th of July. So while we're on midwinter break, it's our Fletch, Juan and Hayley Ask Me Anything.
Do you know between starting recording these and just now, I've got my period. Ow!
Thank you. Thank you for your service.
There will be no babies.
Thank you, Uterine Lining, for shedding once again.
Shed away, dear friend. I am done with you. You should message Dr. Shawnee. Oh, I've got a reaming over the weekend.
Yeah, do you know this, Hayley, was told off by our good friend Dr. Shawnee. Yes, I know.
So Dr. Shawnee arrived at my house. A little digression before we get into our lovely Ask Me Anything questions. Dr. Shawnee came over to my house, and he's a doctor, right? A general doctor. He sees men, women, everyone. And he said to me... God, I've just been really, really landing in the fact that women have it so much worse. And I was sitting there, I was like, yes, thank you very much. There's going on about it and blah, blah, blah. And then you get through the worst of it and then menopause is like, what's up, bitch? Yeah. What's up? And he asked me, oh, we're talking about contraception. And he said, oh, what are you doing? And he said, hey, Lee. I was like, nah, mate, listen. I've got all sorts of this, that, and the other thing.
It's never going to happen. And I got proper telling off. But I also just got my period, so it's not like it's not working.
So who's right, you or a doctor?
Who's right? You tell me. What do you call it?
You know, like white saviours are when white people are like, you know, oh, yeah, the plight of the non-white. Yes. I'm here for you, and you call them white saviours. What do you call it when a guy does that?
Cock saviours?
Oh, yeah, cock saviours. No, that's different.
That paints a different picture. Right. I don't know. No, no, no. He was learning. I mean, he's got a great point. He's got a great point. Yeah, but then I reminded him of the power of the female orgasm, something that he'll never experience. No, I know.
He'll literally never experience it because he's a homosexual.
Yeah, he's a homosexual. He won't even get to witness it or cause one. No, no.
It was a nice balance conversation. Now's maybe not the time.
No, he's not. No. Really?
He's cheered, though. He's dabbled in vagina.
Yeah. He's cheered.
Dabbled in the land of the vagina. Yeah. Lovely. Anyway. Here's today's question.
Oh, that's why I'm saying that, because ow. I'm sore as.
You've got your period. Alicia from Walkworth. wants to know, what's your best, worst, or most interesting interaction you've had with listeners? Anything super old or juicy. Hayley's hall pass story had me wondering if there's more stories like that.
Oh, she must have seen my show.
That's probably the craziest.
Yeah.
For those that don't know, a listener cashed in their hall pass with Hayley.
A listener messaged me when I made my breakup public. and said, you know, I can't even remember, but the message was pretty straightforward. He was like, this is, you know what, fuck it. Fortune favors the bold. You're my hall pass. Brave, it's fortune favors the brave. What did I say, bold?
Fortune favors the bold?
That works as well. It works, but it's incorrect. Sorry, I just had to say.
Hmm. I'm going to stick with it. Thank you.
Fortune favours the bold or the brave? Both phrases are perfectly interchangeable and manage exactly the same thing.
Oh, wait.
If you emphasise courage, standing fast and enduring hardship.
Bold, brave, same thing. Anyhow, he was bold and brave and he messaged me to say that I was his whole past and he just saw that I am single.
So Hayley just checked to see if the dick was okay and then she's like, yep, you can. Essentially. We've got to run a dick check.
You want to run a duck check? That's absolutely fine.
Yeah, I let a guy cash in his whole pass. It was quite fun. And now we're quite good friends, you know, like we get on well and stuff.
Yeah.
In interactions, I mean, that would be the craziest.
I don't have any crazy. There are definitely some people in radio over the years that have had stalkers and stuff.
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