Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 15th May 2026
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good from you, actually. I've always wanted to try to break out of a prison. No. I've always wanted to try to outrun the police, too. How would you go? Are you chiselling away at the wall with a toothbrush? No, I'd hide in the laundry truck. Yeah. And then they'd get to the laundry factory and I'd end up in a big commercial washer and drown. No, while you're in the truck, you've got to tuck and roll out. You'll get a couple of gravel rashes, but it's worth it because now you're a free man. Just jump out on the motorway. Just jump out on the motorway, you'll be all right. Tuck and roll. Well, no, this is the opposite. So they are giving you the chance in an active prison A working prison. A working prison to feel the jail experience.
Now, I will say this is in a separate part, so you're not like in the main cell blocks. Oh, damn. And for 2,000 rupee, which I looked up. It's nothing. It's nothing. That's 35 New Zealand dollars. You can stay for 24 hours. It's got to be cheaper than accommodation. Yeah. Yeah. Well, in India, you can get some absolute. Can you? Oh, shacks. I've not been. Oh, yeah, it's great. You've been what shacks? You can get the cheapest accommodation in India. Oh, right. You can get nice stuff, too. And even like a nice hostel would be cheaper than that.
Would be cheap. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So for half that price, half the hours. So you could just do 12 hours. Just do like a night. Oh, no, I want to do... But I want to be... I want to hear the kerfuffle of the prison. So I don't know if you're in a separate area, but it's very like an old school, where you're staying is almost, I'd say, an older part of the prison. Older part, yeah, because there's black bars and concrete walls and a tiny, hard-looking single bed and a silver toilet.
Yeah.
in the room but you'd imagine it's great for social media like if you're an influencer hey guys get ready with me to spend a day in prison in india yeah i totally do this if we could share a cell online if yeah just with a group of friends yep i'd do it if we could share a cell how many how many to a cell one the steel toilet the steel toilet oh you get a pot of drinking water a pot
What are the experiences shared about staying in a prison?
Yep. Oh, darling. From India as well. I like my drinking vessels to have a lid. Oh, is it a pump? You know what I mean?
Is it filtered mineral water?
No, no, it's not. No, it's not. I've lost the passion. Because getting dally-bally while locked up in prison with a steel toilet next to your bed. I was going to say three of us want a steel toilet. Don't look at me. It was embarrassing enough when I thought you were going to hit me through the wall in the Bali villa. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I was making the same sounds in my room. How come I didn't get barley deli?
I don't know.
We're weak. You're just weak. You prioritise gut health. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Whereas I prioritise making my gut wish it didn't exist. Yeah. Making my gut be like, you alright? Now, um, death. It is inevitable. Death and taxes, right? Yeah, unavoidable.
That's what they say.
Unavoidable, it's happening to all of us. I am closer to it than when I started talking. Grim. That was grim. Have you guys read about the, oh, we've talked about this, I think, the 4,000 weeks book? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen it graphically represented. Oh, man. It's intense. Remind me. On average, you get 4,000 weeks in your life. And then I found myself at the top of this year kind of wishing a lot of it to speed up. I've just got to get through. Yeah, because you want your holidays. Yeah, I've just got to get to this. I've just got to get to the end of this stuff. I just need to get to the weekend. And you're like, you're just throwing them away. You only get 4,000 of them. You can carpe diem. And then some people get less and some people get more.
Exactly. Yesterday was the top twins' birthday. Yeah. Oh. That didn't look particularly well in the post on social media, but they said reached 68. Yeah, they're absolute besties, those two.
I love them. Oh, no.
Yeah, they've been through it, haven't they?
God.
Well, let's not talk about them, and now I'm talking about death.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–2:18
2
What are the experiences shared about staying in a prison?
2:18–6:54
3
What are the best ways to comfort someone at a funeral?
6:54–9:33
4
How long do people wait before going to the doctor?
9:33–46:29
5
What happens after a bag of kiwi fruit rips?
46:29–46:54
6
How does a simple shopping trip lead to a breakdown?
46:54–47:44
7
What insights does Pax Asadi share about his book?
47:44–48:18
8
How does Netflix's new ad-supported plan impact viewers?
48:18–1:31:33
Speakers
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