Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 28th July 2026

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What do the hosts say about becoming TikTok famous and upcoming show guests?

ZM Podcast Network 0:00
from the ZM Podcast Network.
Vaughan Smith 0:03
This is Fleeche Vaughan and Hayley's Big Pod.
Hayley Jane Sproul 0:05
Thanks to Animates, making happy happen for pets. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fleeche Vaughan and Hayley. Two minutes past six, you would have heard Brad Olsen, our economist friend, talking about TikTok and how much money it's pumping into the economy.
Fletcher Christian 0:19
Correct.
Hayley Jane Sproul 0:19
Well, he's going to join us on the show today with more of these interesting stats.
Fletcher Christian 0:24
Really interesting stats.
Hayley Jane Sproul 0:25
About TikTok. About TikTok. Yeah, and maybe also give you some tips, Hayley, because you're trying to become famous on TikTok.
Oh, yeah.
Fletcher Christian 0:33
Forgetting. Literally keep forgetting.
Hayley Jane Sproul 0:36
You've got to start posting some content, Hayley. Is that how TikTok works? They just want so much. They just want. So much content. Did you prove that you're real on TikTok yet?
Fletcher Christian 0:46
I cancelled it, remember, and I've got a new account.
Hayley Jane Sproul 0:48
Oh, okay. Yeah, right. Because the guy from TikTok's coming in. You could just ask him to... Do that for you.
Fletcher Christian 0:54
Oh, shit. Well, no, I've cancelled Hayley Sproul NZ. Now it's Hayley Sproul Comedy, but I haven't posted anything. I haven't posted anything.
Hayley Jane Sproul 1:01
Okay, well, you've kind of got to post to get famous.
Fletcher Christian 1:05
It's so boring.
Hayley Jane Sproul 1:06
Post Malone tickets on the show around 7.20 this morning. Listen up for the activator. First caller through, you get a double pass to see him live at his Auckland show in October. Silly little poll this soon. What a question today.
Fletcher Christian 1:21
Well, I read a little article about a woman who separated from her ex, got with a new boyfriend, absolutely happy, but she's having trouble in the bedroom when it comes to completion and what helps her is thinking about her ex. Oh. So we're posing you the question, do you think about other people during adult fun times?
Hayley Jane Sproul 1:42
Those poll results are coming up very soon. I'd imagine those anonymous poll results and feedback.
Hayley (Host) 1:46
Do you reckon the names have been removed? I reckon people will say they take my name out of it.
Hayley Jane Sproul 1:50
Yeah. Next on the show, though, we turn our attention to the Commonwealth Games, the mini Commonwealth Games, which are on at the moment.
Fletcher Christian 1:56
A smaller version, smaller village, because they had to move from Australia to Scotland. And something else that the athletes have had to accommodate for as well, given the downsizing.
Oh!
Hayley Jane Sproul 2:08
The ZNM Podcast Network. 410th Commonwealth Games are currently on in Scotland. Celebrating the colonisation of many countries under the British Empire.
Fletcher Christian 2:20
Just a moment to look back and celebrate.
Hayley Jane Sproul 2:23
All 410 Commonwealth Games.
Fletcher Christian 2:25
All 410 and would have been the Queen's, you know, 100th heavenly birthday today. And God long live the Queen. How are we doing? Brynnie's in here.
Hayley Jane Sproul 2:36
Bryn from the newsroom. Did we win any medals overnight? No. So I believe we've still got five.
Fletcher Christian 2:43
Well, last time I knew it was four. What was the fifth one? What's the fifth? That was Erica Fairweather. She was in the pool yesterday. So all of ours are swimming? Yeah, pretty much. Well, it's because they cut all the other sports.
Hayley Jane Sproul 2:53
Yeah. We're just swimming.
Fletcher Christian 2:55
We're good at swimming because we're surrounded by water.
Hayley Jane Sproul 2:58
And then even the basketball, there's only three on three.
Fletcher Christian 3:01
It's so, basketball is already too quick. Yeah. Because the court's so short and they're so tall, it's like five steps hoop to hoop.
Yeah.
Hayley Jane Sproul 3:10
Josh Wilmer's going to be getting in the pool in about 20 minutes.
Fletcher Christian 3:14
Well, good on you, Joshy.
Hayley Jane Sproul 3:15
Get that on the telly. That's a paraswimming. Yeah, we'll watch that. Paraswimming event.
Fletcher Christian 3:18
Fantastic. Yeah, well. So why am I in here? Just to hang out.
Hayley Jane Sproul 3:23
We're bored of each other. We wanted the Commonwealth Games news, Bryn. Yeah. Give us the rest of the news. That's it, pretty much. That's it. Well, have you heard Hayley's got some news? I've got some news.
Fletcher Christian 3:32
Watch your back, bitch. Sorry. It's too early and I respect you. So apparently, because this is like super small and there's no village, usually in the Commonwealth Games or the Olympics, there's a laundry service where athletes who obviously sweat a lot and probably a lot in the crotchal region can just dump their washing in a bag and get it back the same day. Not in this village. So before the athletes left for the Commonwealth Games, they were warned, pack extra because you won't be able to wash them, particularly underwear.

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