Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - February 23rd 2026
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From the ZM Podcast Network, this is Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands at the lowest prices.
Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. Happy Monday. Happy Monday. Not a great start to the week. Dodgy, dodgy. Got a dodgy hole. My headphone holes a little bit. Oh, no.
Oh, mate.
We'll fill out a request for that. Yeah, get that one shot upstairs. We'll get that fixed for you today, Vaughn.
Yeah, I appreciate that. I just saw that over the weekend, there is a couple, Josh and Jenny. They've just broken the Guinness World Record for most kisses in 30 seconds, 146.
But is that just one? Is that doing that or just like?
No, kiss it. Look. And it's on the cheek, too. Get her on the mouth, mate.
That's ridiculous. She should be kissing him back and then they double the amount of kisses. Yeah, I don't know the rules.
I don't know the rules.
That whole video looks quite weird. She doesn't look like she's enjoying that.
Nah, she doesn't. The way he's gripped the chin. She looks locked in. Yeah, she does sort of feel like she's just sort of getting it and not loving it.
The top six is coming up, and it turns out the police have been surveyed. Fancy that. Is it more than half? More than half. Yeah, more than half want to quit. Consider leaving.
Tough gig, man.
Oh, yeah. Deal with the worst of the worst.
Worst of the worst, see things.
So I've got the top six ways to cheer up the police. Next on the show. I'm somewhat of an officer of joy myself.
Are you?
Captain Joy. Officer of joy. Joy Sergeant. Sergeant Happiness. Yeah, wow. Next on the show, a supermarket in the UK has gone viral because of its chilled section. Oh. We'll explain why next. I like the chilled section of the supermarket because my nipples get hard.
Anything that makes your nipples hard, that gets you.
Yeah, I'll linger by that open ice chest freezer thing full of fish carcasses. It's not as good in summer now, the chilled section of the supermarket, because it's all freezer doors. It's all the stand-up freezers.
Our local supermarket, Vaughan and I, they've gone vertical freezers as opposed to your chest freezer. Why? Why? It must be an energy thing, right? It looks north.
It looks north.
The standing freezers look north.
I think some people as well can't reach the back of those. Yeah, the Tyrannosaurus, the local Tyrannosaurus Rex family, they migrated here and I for one welcomed them with open arms.
No, my heart and mine.
But they were really struggling with the chest freezer, leaning over and getting the... The dino bites, which I think is a bit weird. They're a T-Rex family, and they were eating dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets because they evolved into chickens, and now they're shaping them again like them, and now they're eating it. But anyway, again, I'm not here to judge and whatever. I welcome all cultures. The T-Rexes were struggling to get into those freezers, so I think the upright ones are a little bit easier.
Yeah. I've also had, you know, when you slide the chest freezer like that, I did it once, and I slid it, and it took my thumbnail off.
That could be another reason why.
Yeah.
But it is not hard nipples or hard to reach spots that has everybody in England talking about and online talking about one specific cold section of a co-op. The Ecclesall Roads Co-op has a droning freezer in their colds department and their chills that everybody finds extremely relaxing. Here it is. Oh, yeah, that's lovely.
What are the top six ways to cheer up the police?
Oh, my God, that's lovely.
It's like a little harmony.
It's like the start of a song, like a... People are saying this is the song that it sounds like the start of. You got mine up and on?
Different key. Different key for those listening. Musical people listening. We're aware it's a different key.
But still, it's got that... Is this Ed Spence? Ed Spence! 15 days or 16 days? I don't know.
What is the significance of the viral supermarket freezer?
I said 15. You said 16. I said 16.
Let me just check there. 15 days, correct.
You win. It's 15.
Okay. Wait, okay. Start again, Vaughan, and I'll bring it up. I mean, you are right, though. It does sound a little bit different.
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