Andrew Kuo
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883 appearances
14 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Jun 2025
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Because, yeah, man. I thought it was just my mom, but the conversion lore that happens in Muslim families is the same. I got one the other day that said that Trump's daughter, it didn't say which one, but it said Trump's daughter does the Shahada conversion. My mom sent it to me. And I literally, I'm like, mom. Tiffany. That's why I didn't talk to her. That's why I didn't talk to her.
I go, you don't actually believe this, do you? And she goes, it's on the news. I go, this is www.islamnews4real. Okay, because CNN has more logical headlines. I tried to explain to her that I could set up that website and start making my own fake news. And she was like, oh, really? Set one up for me. She wanted me to send a brush. She wants to do fake news? Yeah, for her. For her.
So she wants to spread the... What she knows. Yeah, which is a lot of... Mamaganda? Mamaganda.
No, you know what? They're pretty crispy on the outside, and then they're a little soft on the inside. It's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I've thought about this a lot I'm like really glad that I'm Egyptian and not you know no shade on the other no shade on the other ones but Egypt has a pretty good reputation all things considered the pyramids are still working for us well they've been coasting on the pyramids for a long time forever there's nothing new they're dropping a new pyramid they just did they dropped a little one they made a new little pyramid?
yeah well they didn't drop it they dug it up really? no they always drop new ones almost every three years or so they go oh we found another one Oh, we found another guy wrapped up. I'm kind of sick of mummies. All right, so I want to do takes on takes. So I need your take on the takes that have been on the show. And you have to play me, which is 100% agree, 100% disagree.
You see how difficult my job is. It's a very difficult job.
Yes, this whole country is built on 100% agree, 100% disagree. You can't be like a kind of agree guy here, which is why I made the show like that. We're going to start off with something problematic. Yeah. Gay men dress worse than straight men.
But bad theater, you're like, okay, I'm a hostage. I agree with you on that take. There's two types of people in this world. People with cases on their phones and people who go raw dog taste buds. Gang shit. Tears. 100% agree. That's so sick.
I actually haven't thought about this much, but I think this might be a problem. You know how in the coal mines you get the black lung? I spend a lot of time underground. I might get the black lung. You might get the F-train lung because you've been on it. Wait, this is so bad. I never thought about how being underground could be affecting my health. All right, let me give you another one.
Therapists should not be hot. 100% agree. 100% agree. Yeah, it should be about the work.
Yeah. And that's the problem with a hot therapist is you want them to like you no matter what. Even an ugly therapist, you want them to like you.
I know, but that's, you know, I ask God every day to forgive me for having a hot wife. Yeah.
Talk about where I'm going.
Mm hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no.
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