Bob the Drag Queen
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678 appearances
6 recordings
4 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 17 Jun
Bob the Drag Queen’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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No, I don't think I've ever done it for jinx, but I, there have been times where like, they're like the queen couldn't do the thing. And then, then you know why?
Who's the next best thing?
Yeah.
And I did. And I filled in for you when you, when your, when your body exploded from the inside out. Oh yeah. For that DJ gig. And then I kind of got into it with, what's that lady's name? She's a Latinx singer. She had a huge hit song at the time. I didn't get into her.
Yeah, you're on a plane. Your appendix exploded. For Halloween. It was Halloween. It was Halloween, yeah. And what's her name? Her name is... To this bitch. I'll come over and break those fucking fingers off, bitch. I can't remember this lady's name. But anyway, she was... Paula Abdul? No.
There was this lady standing in the doorway and I was trying to get back to my DJ booth because I had to introduce the Kaliuchi. I had to introduce Kaliuchi and I was like, okay. I was like, excuse me. I said, pardon me. I was like, pardon me. This lady would not move. I was like, pardon me. And I had to like move this one with my hand. So I don't know what she had in.
Sometimes they can't hear you. I thought it was an attitude problem. I thought it was just some lady standing in the doorway. And I was like, this lady is not moving. And I got to the DJ booth and I was like, okay, now that I've gotten past that weirdo, let me introduce the guest of honor tonight. Give it up for Kaliuchi. And that was the woman that was blocking the way. I had no clue.
excuse me weirdo literally i have a job to do i was like can you i meant you do something very very important we're honoring someone you need to move and yeah there's also famously one time when when leila did my makeup for the madonna um pride show before i did the tour um but when you were in ears you really can't you can't hear anything i'm telling you the world's blocked out they're they're the most noise canceling anything that ever existed anywhere can you guys hear do they do they feed an audience for you for madonna or no
I've never done it for standup, but I have done, I guess I was telling jokes at the beginning of Madonna, but it was, it was so scripted that I was like, there was no time to pause anyway. Yeah. And it was like underscoring too.
So I had to keep moving on. There was one time. So my in-ear feed for the tour was the same as Madonna. We had this, I was hearing what she was hearing. And Madonna's singing live. And they're, this was crazy. They're like talking to you while you're singing. I don't know how she was doing this. Like, they'll be like, get ready to blah, blah, blah.
And she'd be like Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, like dancing and singing. It's a skill you learn over time. Obviously, she's had years of practice. And I remember being like, this will make me crazy.
It'll say, you know, but they'll be like, watch out for this person on your right. Oops. Someone's out of place with my Batman, but she's just doesn't miss a beat. Keeps dancing.
Your hair caused the scene.
Your hair went viral because there's a picture of you from the back with Madonna and your hair is like the size of Madonna. Yeah, huge hair. You wore really big hair that day.
It was a great show. If you missed it, you missed it. But I mean, Celebration Tour was great.
I would say this. If you're a casual fan of Madonna, I feel like, I like her music. If you go see a show, you will leave a true fan. I'm telling you right now, no one puts on a show like Madonna Esther Louise Ciccone. Veronica Ciccone. No one does a show like this. Iman. Iman Dupree Balenciaga.
No, she invented this theatrical arena tour. Yeah, she invented it. Before Madonna, it was just like literally you on stage with a band strumming and just kind of like talking along. But she literally, it is a theatrical, what did she call it in her documentary? It's a theatrical presentation of her art or something like that. And it really is that. She's where she is for a reason.
My favorite quote from Madonna was from rehearsal. And it was just, there was a scene where someone comes out wearing this coat. It's like a replica of her coat from... and they put the coat on her and then she's singing. But they wear like this morph suit so you can't see their face. But in the rehearsal, the guy wasn't wearing a mask.
Yeah. No, this was right before that where she sings, where she's... Sometimes she'd sing Frozen. Sometimes she would sing, she would always switch this one song. It was like three different songs she would sing. One time she sang Rain.
Anyway, but this person comes out with this huge coat and she's going fan to fan wearing that sparkly Swarovski Versace catsuit with this huge coat with her long hair flowing. And this dancer named Donnie, beautiful, gorgeous man named Donnie, was wearing the catsuit but with no mask on. And during rehearsal, she looks at him and she goes, not to be offensive, but I don't want to see his face.
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