Bob the Drag Queen

It took me four years to write like 240 pages. That is a page like every 10 days.

I filmed three seasons of a TV show. I toured with Madonna.

I filmed three seasons of a TV show. I toured with Madonna.

I recorded a stand-up comedy special by one of the traders. I did a lot at that time.

I recorded a stand-up comedy special by one of the traders. I did a lot at that time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just different than you.

Just different than you.

I'm 43.

I'm 43.

And some stuff that I never, ever thought. To do a world tour with the Queen of Pop. It's crazy. It wasn't even on the list. It wasn't even on the list. I was like, oh, wow, the list is updating itself. Google Maps is updating itself. This is crazy.

And some stuff that I never, ever thought. To do a world tour with the Queen of Pop. It's crazy. It wasn't even on the list. It wasn't even on the list. I was like, oh, wow, the list is updating itself. Google Maps is updating itself. This is crazy.

It was really remarkable. I mean, I love Madonna. To me, she's so funny. She's so camp. She's so iconic. And honestly, what I really love about working with her, she really respects me as an artist. Sometimes as a drag queen, people are like, come here and read me and host my brunch.

It was really remarkable. I mean, I love Madonna. To me, she's so funny. She's so camp. She's so iconic. And honestly, what I really love about working with her, she really respects me as an artist. Sometimes as a drag queen, people are like, come here and read me and host my brunch.

I'm like, girl, if you think I'm at a point in my career where I'm hosting your fucking brunch at Marie's Pickle Shack, You've lost your fucking mind. That's not where I am in my career these days. But Madonna, like she didn't – I was – even without having to advocate for it, I had roles in the show that were in drag, roles that were out of drag. I helped create the show.

I'm like, girl, if you think I'm at a point in my career where I'm hosting your fucking brunch at Marie's Pickle Shack, You've lost your fucking mind. That's not where I am in my career these days. But Madonna, like she didn't – I was – even without having to advocate for it, I had roles in the show that were in drag, roles that were out of drag. I helped create the show.

Like I got to be there with Madonna creating a 40-year retrospective on her iconic work. That's so amazing.

Like I got to be there with Madonna creating a 40-year retrospective on her iconic work. That's so amazing.

Yeah, how many of you get that? Make fun of me.