Bob the Drag Queen

I've only been to one wrestling match in real life. I went to Macon, Georgia. And I remember Kevin Nash standing near me. And Rikishi was there. Rikishi was there. And I remember thinking, I remember Kevin Nash kind of like walked near me. And I was looking vertically. And I'm thinking to myself, like, this might be the largest man I've ever seen in my life. And I saw Hulk Hogan. Boo.

I've only been to one wrestling match in real life. I went to Macon, Georgia. And I remember Kevin Nash standing near me. And Rikishi was there. Rikishi was there. And I remember thinking, I remember Kevin Nash kind of like walked near me. And I was looking vertically. And I'm thinking to myself, like, this might be the largest man I've ever seen in my life. And I saw Hulk Hogan. Boo.

I saw Hulk Hogan in a, boo.

I saw Hulk Hogan in a, boo.

I can't say his name without saying that. In a Delta Sky Lounge once. These men have ruined their bodies. He's crooked. He's built like a fucking, he's drawn like a Tim Burton character. He's like sliding, leaning over. He's got like a very, I could have whooped his fucking ass. Right there by the fucking pita chips.

I can't say his name without saying that. In a Delta Sky Lounge once. These men have ruined their bodies. He's crooked. He's built like a fucking, he's drawn like a Tim Burton character. He's like sliding, leaning over. He's got like a very, I could have whooped his fucking ass. Right there by the fucking pita chips.

And I should have.

And I should have.

Let's just go and watch. Don't tip me. I want to go.

Let's just go and watch. Don't tip me. I want to go.

They're probably doing the Kia Forum or something.

They're probably doing the Kia Forum or something.

But I haven't watched wrestling in so long that I don't know who's- All the new people. Yeah.

But I haven't watched wrestling in so long that I don't know who's- All the new people. Yeah.

I'm going to be cheering when Undertaker comes out. I'm going to be the old man like, Undertaker, tombstone!

I'm going to be cheering when Undertaker comes out. I'm going to be the old man like, Undertaker, tombstone!

Yeah, that's the old cold starter. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's the old cold starter. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I have an idea for a subscription service.

I have an idea for a subscription service.