Bree Thomasel

Also, you've got chlamydia again.

Now, now, don't judge her.

Liv McKenzie has been through a lot in her life.

A lot of dick.

Liv, most famously known for nearly derailing the hashtag MeToo movement with her own movement, hashtag WhyNotMeToo...

Liv says she's bisexual, which I think has nothing to do with how she identifies.

I think it has everything to do with her being a whore and wanting to double her odds.

ETI Dom, you bald-headed fuck.

LAUGHTER Thanks for covering up tonight.

Amazing stuff.

I've given you a five-star rating.

Thanks for getting me to the venue.

Also, another thanks for being the diversity hire for tonight's show.

It means a lot.

When I first saw Etai, I thought, wow, Stanley Tucci must have a tapeworm.

LAUGHTER You might recognise this guy from The Bachelorette New Zealand, where he was eliminated in the first round, proving women can sense danger early.

Etai, you look like a youth pastor who sells ketamine to children.

LAUGHTER Etai is actually a qualified engineer, which is very impressive.

So that makes you an engineer and a comedian.

Jeez, mate, leave some pussy for the rest of us.