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Christopher Titus

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359 total appearances

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Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

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Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

There are fields, though, where you can be educated and have degrees and not be able to get jobs.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

Kuuntelen, mutta toinen asia on, ettÀ jos olet työskennellyt GM-yhteydessÀ 20 vuotta ja olet tehnyt 32,50 tuntia pÀivÀnÀ, yliopistoon ja hyödyntÀminen ja mitÀ tahansa, ja teet tÀmÀn asian, jossa he pysyvÀt loppuun, he muuttavat Meksikoon ja teet, ettÀ ainoa asia, johon olen valitettava tehdÀ, on työskennellÀ nopeasti ruokaa, niin se on se, johon olet. 33 tuntia pÀivÀnÀ, se oli inflaatio.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

For you to just go, well, it's because they don't want to work hard. It's almost like they were told to... I'm not saying it's because they don't want to work hard. I'm saying when you have a high school diploma and that's it, and you're doing work that a Chinese guy or a robot can do, and you're getting 33 bucks an hour, you're inflated. You're being overcompensated. Look, when I worked...

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

As a carpenter, I would get 12 bucks an hour, but when I got a job doing earthquake rehab for the city, I got like 21 bucks an hour, because I was being overcompensated. They actually paid laborers more than they paid the actual carpenters, which is another fucked up, and this is why we don't have any money as a city. There's a balance. If it explains teachers, then.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

Ei ole tarpeeksi. Sitten 30 pysyvÀÀ lapsia. Onko sitÀ tarpeeksi? Ei minulle, mutta haluan lapsia. Tai lÀÀkÀrit. Ei minulla ole lÀÀkÀrit, mutta ne ovat asioita, joissa ihmiset tulevat kouluun aina, ja sitten on vaikea saada heitÀ töihin. LÀÀkÀrit saavat 400 euroa kerran, kun he tekevÀt kaksi puhelinta.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

MinÀ en sano, ettÀ kaikki, jotka ovat työssÀ, ovat työssÀ, koska he ovat tyhjiÀ. MinÀ sanon, ettÀ minÀ tiedÀn, ettÀ motiivinen ja sinun tÀytyy olla adaptiivinen. Sinun tÀytyy olla voimassa.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

Just because you're trained in this field doesn't mean you might be driving an airport shuttle for six months but doing the best fucking job you can and working three other jobs. That's the economy we're in. It's about adapting. It's about changing. But a lot of it is just pure effort, calorie burning, roll up your sleeves, get to fucking work, eat shit, make half as much as you made the year before and figure it out. But the finger pointing and what's Obama going to do for us, I

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

Actually it was a month. I paid all the costs and everything and now I make my own money with my own stuff. I know why Prince wrote slave on his face. Let's just leave it at that. I had it on my face for a little while. The thing that's funny about the cost is when they do the thing where $250,000 in advertising and merchandising and you're like, advertising? I didn't see that. What? Where was that?

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

We sent an email. I did not see one fucking half a page in one fucking magazine. I didn't see a quarter page in a penny saver. What do you mean advertised? There's no fucking advertisement took place for this product. My product placement was under the kitty litter in Walmart. That's where my product

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

TÀmÀ on itseasiassa podcasti. MistÀ te teette sen? Me teemme sen Combustion Loungein. MitÀ se on? PÀÀstÀpÀÀ. Se on pöytÀ. Joku tweetitti minulle, ettÀ minulla oli kysymys JeopardyistÀ.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

I think it's happened before, but I can't remember what the first one was.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

En edes tiedÀ, mutta tiedÀn, ettÀ isÀni Adam on yllÀttÀnyt. SiinÀ oli suunnitelma sinun viimeinen nimi, luulen. Honda-auton ja myös komediattinen Adam. Mutta sitten todellinen kysymys on, saivatko he sen oikein, mutta minulla oli jotain muuta suomalaista Adamsia. Onko meillÀ? Luulen, ettÀ meillÀ on. Katsotaanpa sitÀ. LisÀksi on 800. Corolla, Adams ja Sandler. Ellen. Ja Adams.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

KyllÀ, he eivÀt tunneet. MennÀÀnpÀ Titussiin mangratille. SinÀ tykkÀÀt Detroit Irona, eikö sinÀ? KyllÀ. Ja olen katsomassa, ettei sinÀ ole vielÀ mennyt veganiksi. No. TykkÀÀtkö grillin? MitÀ mieltÀ hieman steakkauslaista grilliÀ? Annetko hieman mangratille? MitÀ tÀmÀ on? Tarkoita kÀrsivÀn. KÀrsivÀn kÀrsivÀn. Olen kÀrsinyt tÀmÀn ennen. TÀmÀ on mangrat. TiedÀtkö, minÀ itse asiassa...

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

I queued a little bit of salmon before I came over tonight. Oh, really? Well, it's going to get that much better next time. The salmon, the chicken, the chops, the steaks, all steakhouse quality. Now, 1999 holiday special. Click through Mangrate and go to the banner at adamcarolla.com and order today. That thing, I mean, seriously, is that 25 pounds? Yeah, as seen on TV also. It says right on the box. That part I don't remember. No.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

Mutta katsokaa sitÀ pahaa tyyliÀ. Se on todella todella pahaa rauhaa. HeillÀ on yksityinen bonus-arvo. Kaikki pyörÀt tulevat heikon tyyliin, mahtava rauha ja Adam Carolla Showin logo. KÀytÀ sitÀ hyvÀllÀ terveydellÀ. Olen rakastunut sitÀ, ettÀ se nÀyttÀÀ melko hyvÀltÀ. Se on se vanha finninen. Minusta se on hyvÀ.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

If this were television, it would be a girl in a bikini delivering the prize. But we have Matt. Yeah, the porcelain punisher, Matt Fondolier. Do we have some more news, by the way? Now, the rest of the news with Alison Rosen.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

What do these people like you pass through and it takes you 18 minutes, but you realize they're there for an eight hour shift. Right. And I had this this one woman I was talking about this. She's just sort of she stands there and she's like all liquids, all liquids over three point five.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

Kiitos.

Adam Carolla Show
Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

I like this guy. This chick has that I'm a 50-year-old bitch and I do everything in a sing-songy fashion. One of my daughters has a horrible eating disorder and the other is 400 pounds. That's what she'll do. Michelle, the whites go with the whites and the colors go in with the colors. And you put the paprika in with the spicy stuff. Who ate these triskets? I just bought this.