David Lucas
speaker
745 appearances
7 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2024
last heard 22 Aug
David Lucas’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's like, do you think bitches were squirting during slavery?
They couldn't.
They were too dehydrated.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know when this squirting shit became popular, bro.
I think squirting came out with Ugg boots.
You know what I'm saying?
You hoes started wearing Uggs and started pissing everywhere.
It's weird.
It's always weird when you fuck a girl and she squirts.
She's like, oh my God, I just squirted.
It's like, bitch, you didn't squirt.
You just fucked my mattress up, bitches.
This is a purple mattress, hoe.
I got to throw this shit out now.
But ladies, if you do have to squirt, which we know by now is pee, we just have one request.
Just please hydrate.
You know what I'm saying?
Drink some fucking water, because don't nobody want that mimosa-ass piss you hoes be having.
That shit be strong as hell, like mixing Clorox with Fabuloso.
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