David Lucas
👤 Speaker
548
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
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KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
And she's like, is the plane going down?
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
What the fuck is happening?
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
Gives her the hug.
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
And it wasn't until two weeks later that she realized, like, oh, fuck, that's probably because they thought he was coming back from his Make-A-Wish trip from Disney World.
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
Anyway, that's my time.
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
Well, admittedly, I'm not a comic.
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
I don't really have a ton of jokes.
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
I just had that story, and, of course, I ran it long.
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
Just tell me the last sentence.
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
He doesn't do comedy.
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
He doesn't do improv very well either.
KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE
I had a punchline that was fat people architecture, but I couldn't figure out how to word it into a joke.