Dee Selman

No, I don't want to think about it.

We got this one, Pip, though, which I think is the worst one.

I don't know why, but they said they were at a concert and they saw a girl put her hands down her boyfriend's back of his pants, not off to the side grabbing his ass, which would have been fine.

She was digging inside his crack.

What?

Like, have fun, but hit the bathroom before the bar and the food stand, please.

In a public place and you're, like, digging in someone's arsehole.

When we've all got to go share the bar.

That is foul.

Grab some snacks.

Like, that's the worst I've heard.

I would genuinely would rather see someone having sex than see that.

I have a few things to say here first.

Okay.

First thing, doing it in front of your friends like that, to me, feels so cringe and icky and embarrassing.

Like, again, I'm just always feeling the room and I just can't imagine in front of, like, my friends just grabbing my partner in front of their faces and just, like, purposely holding their face and making out.

Second thing is that, to me, feels so performative.

I know we're going to get into the performative stuff, but I just am like, that feels really showy.

It's like, look at...

I just don't like making people feel uncomfortable.