Dunk

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War story number one, Jay.

Yes, this is from Memphis in Tauranga, which is ironic.

What?

This person's name is Memphis.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

G'day, fellas.

When I was a young lad, my dad had this big white male goat.

At that age, I thought the thing was a fucking giant.

And one day, me and my sister were running around in the paddock, as you do, when we see this white goat absolutely beelining it for us.

So, of course, we try and make it over the fence.

My sister did, but unfortunately, I did not.

It doesn't feel too good being thundercunted into a corrugated iron fence at Mock Dick.

So just reading between the lines on that one, if you didn't pick it up, the goat smashed him into a corrugated iron fence.

This thing was a right bastard of an animal, so I get patched up, few plasters and a Vegemite sandwich later and we hear this clunking noise.

My dad says, that fucking sounds like our roof.