Dunk

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907 appearances 4 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 14 May

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Not For Radio · 675: Clean Tomatoes · 17 Apr 2026 podcast

When I was a young lad, my dad had this big white male goat.

At that age, I thought the thing was a fucking giant.

And one day, me and my sister were running around in the paddock, as you do, when we see this white goat absolutely beelining it for us.

So, of course, we try and make it over the fence.

My sister did, but unfortunately, I did not.

It doesn't feel too good being thundercunted into a corrugated iron fence at Mock Dick.

So just reading between the lines on that one, if you didn't pick it up, the goat smashed him into a corrugated iron fence.

This thing was a right bastard of an animal, so I get patched up, few plasters and a Vegemite sandwich later and we hear this clunking noise.

My dad says, that fucking sounds like our roof.

For context, my dad had a Mark 5 Cortina sacked on its ass, modgies, all the beans.

All the beans.

We look out the window and the fucking thing is standing on the roof of my dad's car, denting the shit out of it.

The big white fuckface disappeared one day.

I don't really know what happened to him, but I do know goat curry tastes fucking delicious.

Up the waters.

Keep up the good work, boys.

Oh my gosh.

Far out.

How's that photo of that goat I took the other week at the downtown?

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